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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I look for this thing for a month before finely finding it closes to my base I was on a flying mount at the time so I landed besides it then it got closer and I realized it only had 20 hp left before the Titanoboa behind it killed then eat it right before my eyes I then got my best water Mount and took it to the ocean then was attacked by jellyfish and it was killed😐
Me: look a stupid unicorn who would want one I’ll kill it
Some random person that likes unicorns: YOU KILLED A UNICORN!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE TAMED IT!!!!!
Me: why they are stupid
Other person: THEY ARE AMAZING!!!
Me: why don’t you get a different one?
Other person: they are the rarest thing ever!!!!!
Me: ohhhhh oops well at least it was only a unicorn