Friend: *looks for last artifact*. Also friend when find unicorn: reeeeeeeeeeee!!!

If u dare to tamenone and eat its poop see the drugs coming in

The holiest thing in ark, in gaming, in real life and in .....well the multiverse

I once saw a unicorn and I didn't know how rare it was I admin command killed it then dragged it's dead body so that it's dangling from my hand and above my giga army then I dropped the unicorn...(It had a name like Bess or something and it's wild wild unicorn have girl names!)

So once soon a time in the white cliffs, me and a friend saw a unicorn. We watched it gallop in the fields, awestruck by its beauty. As it galloped, I noticed a pack of raptor in the distance. We sat there and watched the magnificent horse get torn apart. 😶

My brother at level 1 somehow tamed dis boi so I got me Wyvern boi which I named burn boi and a stoke is unicorn to feed a troo don so I got a free 1

Why spend months looking for a unicorn when you can just paint a party hat white and put it on a white equus

Wait its a horse with a beard not a horn... Its not even a horse it's a zebra...

I ran into this guy getting chased by a billion raptor after a hours of searching for it:(

If a Zerba had a ice cream cone on its head and then fell in paint then there you have it, a unicorn

They are so hard to find that even the Dododex doesn’t have a picture for it.

These guys drop UnIcOrn 🦄Meat

KILL ALL UNICORNS FOR DENNIS! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

NEIGHHHH...🌈MY LITTLE PONY

MY LITTLE PONY

AH AH AH AH

MY LITTLE PONY I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BEEE

MY LITTLE PONY

UNTIL YOU ALL SHARED IT'S MAGIC WITH MEEE

BIG ADVENTURE

TONS OF FUN

A BEAUTIFUL HEART

FAITHFUL AND STRONG

SHARING KINDNESS

IT'S AN EASY FEAT

AND MAGIC MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE

YOU HAVE MY LITTLE PONY

DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY BEST

✨FRRIIEEENNDDSS✨🌈

Me: oh unicorn 😈

*gets on my rex and whistles attack on unicorn*

The unicorn:OH SHIT

My dinos: we got spare unicorn ribs tonight boys

R. I. P Denis may you murdur every unicorn in existence 🦕

Are we still talking about Dennis? That happend 5 years ago!

Burn all unicorns eat them with rexes blow them up just kill them for Dennis rip

Rip Dennis I go through with a lightning wyvern and blast them all to hell where they belong I have had a lost one to unicorns to fairy tales lie to you don't believe the lies. Make sure to keep your distance and kill them all

I ate the poop now I want more.