Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-29T00:23:37+00:00

RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur ⚰️🇺🇸

Btw I just heard about dennis and before that I was going to get a uni then saw that so now if I see one my first instinct will be to kill it

Im sry for your los

Rip dennis

(Creater if you see this pls make it were you can reply to ppls tips pls🥺)

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-23T21:25:12+00:00

How to tame: look for unicorn (a million years later), you find one :D, pick it up with Rg, bring to base, try to tame it with mejoberries and carrots, cry cuz it wants griffin kibble as in you failed (unless u have griffin kibble)

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-05-13T18:25:18+00:00

I think that unicorns just hate me because every time I try to tame them they jump off a cliff and kill me and the unicorn.

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-08T00:06:33+00:00

I can't even tame an eqques how am I ment to tame a unicorn😭

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-05-07T04:18:42+00:00

These are the gate keepers of candy mountain

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-05-05T20:54:20+00:00

R.I.P DENNIS WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU😔👏

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2022-04-29T02:24:21+00:00

R.I.P dennis we will all mise you have a great life in the place where dinos go 😔

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2022-02-13T14:45:47+00:00

Don’t take it near a wild giga😭 it lived 0.283 secs

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-02-12T12:35:34+00:00

R.I.P Dennis I used to love unicorns I will kill all of them

B.T.W I play on console and in creative a lot but I will relive Dennis I will name every dilo Dennis in his honor

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2022-02-07T00:12:25+00:00

Death in my eyes:part one;I’m a unicorn I’ve seen over 100players try to tame me what do they try with meat I’m a pant eater so he got very mad and punched me

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-04T17:01:54+00:00

What has this world come to this is suppose to be a game where you survive on a dinosaur island

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-01-18T03:25:05+00:00

Unicorn: poops in ur water. Player:my drink taste like colors

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-06T01:14:51+00:00

Ok rip dence in dio ya but unicorns are cute :(my bother hates then and killed my one RIP RAINBOW

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-30T02:42:29+00:00

RIP Dennis! Kill-ALLTHEUNICORNSINDINOHEAVENBECAUSEURAGOODBOI!LOVEUDENNIS!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-11-28T04:29:27+00:00

I seen one a month ago found another one lol it would not let me tame that th8ng on the mountain it was worthless that thing will not be tamed when I tried to give it majoberrys wouldn’t even eat rockarrots now I know that this thing is probaly not passive tamed

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-08T03:22:21+00:00

Eats it poop i dare you its very Magical :)

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-10-24T17:40:58+00:00

deniss FOREVERRRRR

you will be avenged

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-10-08T14:29:03+00:00

Soo.. um i may have one that i tamed ages ago and i found another well me being the dumb a$$ i put it in with the Rex’s i have and i forgot they where all on aggressive and they brutally slotted it in-front of me. Now all i hear wen i sleep is that poor unicorns scream for help.

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-10-08T08:20:55+00:00

Why are uni so hard to fined it is not even that op

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-09-10T22:31:43+00:00

Behold! The horse witha horn sticking out of its head!