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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I spent a month in real time, getting griffins, taming balm, and Amber to bring a wild unicorn back to life. I still have the untamed unicorn because she moved when I fed her the griffin kibble and I ate, know I gotta wait another pain in the butt 21 hours to breed my griffin. But I am happy to have the unicorn, she is penned and safe.
Ok so my friend stray found two unicorns randomly and I have to say they both were on opposite sides of map so check both sides before giving up also if anyone ever found 2 unicorns without looking like she did up it
Dennis was so great *snif* we loved him so *snif* ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐
I found a unicorn landed my wyvern next to it a giga ate me, my wyvern and the unicorn.rip me and my wyvern which was name my mum
(Wow I'm seeing so many rip Dennis so my turn!) RIP DENNIS I HAD A UNI BUT THE NEXT DAY I LOST MY SAVE SO GOOD BUT SAD BECAUS I HAD A CARNO, LOTS OF RAPTORS, POOP THROWERS, OTTERS, ECT YOU WILL BE MISSED DENNIS!!!
-Beanzles!-
R.I.P dennis
you will be missed
me finding unicorn*๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐*raptor*I have other ideas.*unicorn was killed by raptor*
I havenโt yet but you should paint itโs horn
How. A unicorn got its horn it was once just a horse and hit its head into a rock really hard and thatโs how it got its horn and it got its magical powers from true pain and thatโs why my unicorn never has full health and because Iโm always fighting mantis
I have traveled across the lands searching far and wide, but I cannot find one of these guys (all rights reserved for Pokรฉmon).
Rip Dennis we will miss u so much๐ฅ
๐ตHeโs a magical pony flying through the sky๐ต
How to tame a unicorn:
1. Tame an Equus
2. Name it unicorn
3. Shove a rock carrot into its skull
4. Use white paint to paint the rock carrot
5. Show off to your friends how lucky you are that you found a unicorn and tamed it!
R.I.P. dinnis you will be missed
Is it a bird is it a plane no itโs a unicorn jumping off a cliff
Know all of those memes of Charlie the unicorn and the manic liopleurodon and all of Charlieโs friends be like look! The manic liopleurodon! Charlie must feel worthless!!
Each like makes Caharlie feel better!!!
Iโm so sorry Dennis Rest In Peace ;-; you will be remembered and missed by everyone. ;-;
Dude you guys have got to change that you can only tame it with griffin kibble it sucks
Well a while ago the unicorn if u spawned and leveled speed it would run on water really fast
I have found 3 unicorns and tamed them all. I found them on the island,rag,and crystal island place