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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Death in my eyes:part one;Iโm a unicorn Iโve seen over 100players try to tame me what do they try with meat Iโm a pant eater so he got very mad and punched me
What has this world come to this is suppose to be a game where you survive on a dinosaur island
Unicorn: poops in ur water. Player:my drink taste like colors
Ok rip dence in dio ya but unicorns are cute :(my bother hates then and killed my one RIP RAINBOW
RIP Dennis! Kill-ALLTHEUNICORNSINDINOHEAVENBECAUSEURAGOODBOI!LOVEUDENNIS!
I seen one a month ago found another one lol it would not let me tame that th8ng on the mountain it was worthless that thing will not be tamed when I tried to give it majoberrys wouldnโt even eat rockarrots now I know that this thing is probaly not passive tamed
Eats it poop i dare you its very Magical :)
deniss FOREVERRRRR
you will be avenged
Soo.. um i may have one that i tamed ages ago and i found another well me being the dumb a$$ i put it in with the Rexโs i have and i forgot they where all on aggressive and they brutally slotted it in-front of me. Now all i hear wen i sleep is that poor unicorns scream for help.
Why are uni so hard to fined it is not even that op
Behold! The horse witha horn sticking out of its head!
So I spent a month in real time, getting griffins, taming balm, and Amber to bring a wild unicorn back to life. I still have the untamed unicorn because she moved when I fed her the griffin kibble and I ate, know I gotta wait another pain in the butt 21 hours to breed my griffin. But I am happy to have the unicorn, she is penned and safe.
Ok so my friend stray found two unicorns randomly and I have to say they both were on opposite sides of map so check both sides before giving up also if anyone ever found 2 unicorns without looking like she did up it
Dennis was so great *snif* we loved him so *snif* ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐
I found a unicorn landed my wyvern next to it a giga ate me, my wyvern and the unicorn.rip me and my wyvern which was name my mum
(Wow I'm seeing so many rip Dennis so my turn!) RIP DENNIS I HAD A UNI BUT THE NEXT DAY I LOST MY SAVE SO GOOD BUT SAD BECAUS I HAD A CARNO, LOTS OF RAPTORS, POOP THROWERS, OTTERS, ECT YOU WILL BE MISSED DENNIS!!!
-Beanzles!-
R.I.P dennis
you will be missed
me finding unicorn*๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐*raptor*I have other ideas.*unicorn was killed by raptor*
I havenโt yet but you should paint itโs horn
How. A unicorn got its horn it was once just a horse and hit its head into a rock really hard and thatโs how it got its horn and it got its magical powers from true pain and thatโs why my unicorn never has full health and because Iโm always fighting mantis