Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Unicorn: Hey look I a horse with cone on head.
Me: But couldn't you just tame an equus?
Unicorn:NO CUZ THEN U NOT CULE CUZ I RARE!
*Unicorn goes to play as a dino and builds giant base with 500000 unicorns in it and goes to war with humans.*
More Unicorn Funny Tips
Dennis is a Dillo who is probably fake & itβs just a dillo 1 of the most annoying creatures in ark i care more about Daniel the thylo
Me:A KIRIN ITS HUNTING TIME *only mh players would know what Iβm talking about*
Only the purest may mount me.
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Introduce her to the dread mare bye bye love of unicorns
π¦die
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Every one I see I will bring it back to the water get my giant squid and let it drown. FOR DENNIS!!!!!
Kill all the unicorns to extinction with dilophosaurs I will tame one and that dilophosaur will live up to Dennis legacy and kill every unicorn
Burn all the unicorns toys and burn the unicorn with a wyvern and laugh hysterically next leave it there for a carcha or giga to eat