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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I found 1 of these guys in the wild.I take a picture of it. The whole picture I realized was only the half of the whole unicorns body. And it was the back half. I showed my brother he said it was horse. I couldn’t even get another picture bc a raptor walked up to me and flipping tackled me. Great times I tell ya great times.
So here I was new player, somewhat knowing what to do after watching a lot of yt videos for over a year. I downloaded mobile version. I spawn in single player, a day later I see an unicorn at the other side of the river neerer the swamp from the very known first spawn point (that pointy beach). Unicorn, apparently very rare on first day, so I rush to lv to make more carrots in plot. I feed carrots, as I saw in vid, ==> it demands Griffin kibble and I crash......
Hfgfgfhg am I going to get a Griffin on the island map. So I think ok maybe there is a way.......
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There is no way I can do this ! ! !
It's impossible ! ! !
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Days go by and now I have an unicorn that oftentimes shits in my yard to let me know it's still there and I still can't catch it .😭😭😭