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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-09-17T12:03:56+00:00

Aww isn’t cute oh I’ve been impaled

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-10-18T16:56:37+00:00

Uhmm… Am I the only person who thinks it’s strange for that you can ride a baby unicorn from birth?

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-31T16:31:08+00:00

The poop is the best part about the unicorn

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-19T06:29:22+00:00

Unicorn Poo is the Marouana of Ark

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-07-24T16:53:31+00:00

Rip Dennis and all but I can’t resist a good trophy tame

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-20T01:23:11+00:00

Try not to let ur lil bro turn the Xbox when taming 😭

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-01-14T01:05:48+00:00

I was out on my equus one day over the hills and far away then I heard neigh neigh neigh and guess what. I found a level 27 unicorn like two secs away from my house .-.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2025-06-19T20:15:17+00:00

I killed it Cuase it kept running away

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2025-06-16T20:46:13+00:00

100 minions 3 reference bro i mean my god

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2024-07-20T20:30:37+00:00

I hate unicorns RIP DENNIS!!!!!!!!!

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-09-12T01:11:59+00:00

You tamed a if I 167 unicorn!

Your unicorn was killed by a lvl 1 raptor

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-24T22:08:47+00:00

At my overpowered tribe base we have two unicorns one male and female I can’t wait to try and tame them! Also eat there poo it makes everything rainbow and weird

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2020-07-13T01:06:56+00:00

Remember kids, don’t unicorn poop while flying or driving!😃

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2025-05-25T14:29:51+00:00

On my server I had the allo who died by the unicorn somehow.I tried to tame unicorn that was close to my base and he comed to the allo then killed him

I blowed him up

Then find out what happened to Denis

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-06-01T10:36:31+00:00

I’m gonna use that cheat to turn into this. I’ll head to my brothers face acting like a normal one snickers He’ll go up to me and try and tame me and I attack him scaring the heck out of him. He’s gonna be like what the heck what aggressive unicorn everybody run ha, ha ha, ha ha I laughed so hard after doing that I’ll post it to. I’ll definitely do that. It’s gonna be called.scaring the heck out of my brother playing as an aggressive unicorn lvl 150.

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-03T22:29:13+00:00

I was trying to tame one of these then it throw me off like three times I flipped out.Then I killed it took me 10 minutes to drag it then I throw it in the ocean and then a Megalodon ate it.I was very happy🙂

By.china baby🫥

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-01T17:59:59+00:00

When I hear you can only tame unicorn with griff kibble

Me: grab’s shotgun

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-03T01:17:21+00:00

It’s a magical pony, flying though the sky. No further words are necessary

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2025-05-12T18:54:38+00:00

Me:A KIRIN ITS HUNTING TIME *only mh players would know what I’m talking about*

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-04-08T02:26:14+00:00

Roses are red~

Vilotes are blue~

If your on mobile

You prob feel like poop