Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So here I was new player, somewhat knowing what to do after watching a lot of yt videos for over a year. I downloaded mobile version. I spawn in single player, a day later I see an unicorn at the other side of the river neerer the swamp from the very known first spawn point (that pointy beach). Unicorn, apparently very rare on first day, so I rush to lv to make more carrots in plot. I feed carrots, as I saw in vid, ==> it demands Griffin kibble and I crash......
Hfgfgfhg am I going to get a Griffin on the island map. So I think ok maybe there is a way.......
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There is no way I can do this ! ! !
It's impossible ! ! !
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Days go by and now I have an unicorn that oftentimes shits in my yard to let me know it's still there and I still can't catch it .πππ
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
We are the real reason unicorns went extinct
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Rip Dennis may you slaughter unis and sisters in heaven ππ
RIP Dennis poor guy
You donβt know how fast I am fast as truck d and d raw
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isnβt working. Itβs not dying. Itβs immortal.
Funny thing is I need to tame one...
I know!
I'll tame it strap 500 c4s to it drop it on another unicorn!!
Double kill! And explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#for Dennis
Dennis shall be avenged by all unicorn haters rip dennis u will be missed π¦π¦π¦<βββ
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis