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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
So here I was new player, somewhat knowing what to do after watching a lot of…
So here I was new player, somewhat knowing what to do after watching a lot of yt videos for over a year. I downloaded mobile version. I spawn in single player, a day later I see an unicorn at the other side of the river neerer the swamp from the very known first spawn point (that pointy beach). Unicorn, apparently very rare on first day, so I rush to lv to make more carrots in plot. I feed carrots, as I saw in vid, ==> it demands Griffin kibble and I crash......
Hfgfgfhg am I going to get a Griffin on the island map. So I think ok maybe there is a way.......
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There is no way I can do this ! ! !
It's impossible ! ! !
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Days go by and now I have an unicorn that oftentimes shits in my yard to let me know it's still there and I still can't catch it .πππ
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaurus, you shall be missed
Rip Dennis... We will always miss.
R.I.P DENNS
May you kill all unicorns that fall from the ski
Rip Dennis up to help support Dennis dude
R.i.p denis WE will avenge you
R.I.P Dennis and allo army you will all be missed
To Dennis dude
Share the love to Dennis dude β€οΈ
I saw a unicorn yesterday, I never knew how evil they were! RIP Dennis. π¦ must die