PPL OF FUNNY TIPS SECTION, pls give F in the chat for Dennis :<

My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)

I see equees
I kill equees
Unicorn level 25 killed
Me sad

Rip Dennis and marshmallow
You both will be missed
I will miss Dennis more though

Is it a bird is it a plane no it’s a unicorn jumping off a cliff

When I eat unicorn poop..

RaInBoWs ArE eVeRyWhErE tHe SkY iS rAiNbOw ThE aNiMaLs ArE raInBoW eVeRyThInG iS dAnCiNg!!!!

Ahem, well- that was an ‘interesting’ experience..
I’d like to do that again, Down the hatch-(cycle repeats)

I was playing with my tribe and we found one yet the noob in our tribe was new to ark thought it was common and killed it.

Rip Dennis we all loved you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Your mute ant dilly you must get another and name it DENNIS JR is that a great idea so if you. Get a muted dilly then called it DENNIS jr btw I was on pvp I had two high lvl wons then someone killed THEM kill every single uircore kill it kill it JUST KILL IT if you see a girl tell her do you like uircorns if she says yes KILL HER I mean (in game)

Me: OoH a UnIcOrN LeT mEE tAME YoU
Unicorn: nope *runs away*
Me: *chases*
Unicorn: *runs off a cliff and dies*
Me: BuT I WaNtED A PeT uNIcORn ItS hOrn LoOk PokEY