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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-12-23T19:28:21+00:00

I’m getting flashbacks of when the thanks giving event came around.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-12-09T23:59:44+00:00

Holy sht this thing spawned near my base and wrecked me 😆

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2026-05-28T08:15:51+00:00

Me: Oh hey it’s a dodo!

Turkey: Gobble gobble!

Me: Dodos don’t say that!

Turkey: Gobble?

Me: Say “squawk”.

Turkey: Gobble.

Me: Squawk!

Turkey: Gobble.

Me: *gets angry and punches turkey*

Turkey: PREPARE TO DIE GOBBLE!!!

From: Po the Murder Turkey, who personally got punched by some dude, and finds it hard to type with my *gobble* wings! Thank you for audience. This type hard.

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2026-01-29T17:03:31+00:00

Their supper

Super dangerous

Your in a trap

My foot hurts

Your free

Jk

Ok bye for more turkey

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-02-08T18:40:04+00:00

1000 likes I kill ten at once

A helpful tip should include a few more words

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2024-10-22T22:07:33+00:00

Micheal Jackson if he had the strength of one punch man and was a turkey I pulled up saying gobble gobble and caused the mutation of psychopathic intentions now it hears vibrations as someone making fun out of it

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2024-09-04T06:22:37+00:00

They added these??? I dearmed that these were actally added,and here we are! MURDER TURKEYS?? MY FRIENDS….THIS IS REAL AND NOT AS WEAK AS IN REAL LIFE…..🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃✨✨✨✨

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2024-02-25T23:52:50+00:00

Thanksgiving u eat Turkey in ark Turkey eat u

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2023-12-26T22:17:37+00:00

Average ark player:omg it’s a turkey

Other ark player:WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

Turkey:NUNI *stabs*

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-12-23T14:25:14+00:00

Me on mobile:

What is this thing?

ARK Devs:

This is a turkey.

Also me on mobile, the one that gets no attention from them:

I want turkey.

Welp, im bored now. Sorry for this abomination.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-12-11T04:08:11+00:00

This thing sounds dreadful.

The reader

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-12-09T20:17:35+00:00

If you see this, Runnnnn! They will kill you and all your animal's! Murder turkeys!

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-09T16:00:30+00:00

There is no hope........ start running

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2023-12-10T03:51:48+00:00

Its name though it’s crazy (FIRST!!!!!)

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2023-12-09T23:14:12+00:00

Me and my friend tried to tame one but it killed is we were like level 10 and it was 112 these things are murder turkeys for sure

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2023-12-11T05:25:57+00:00

Thyla bleed it will jumping over it back and forth until it dies, this works faster than a max level giga

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2023-12-11T00:56:40+00:00

Easy knockout tame. Turns berries into items.

-diggler

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2024-04-27T04:06:42+00:00

I dont know if it killable

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2025-11-24T17:32:58+00:00

I punched one. It was like it dragged me to hell.

score -5 · Answer 20 · 2023-12-09T23:28:08+00:00

I see this thing by every time I close my eyes I see this guy in my dreams it is not fun