Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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This thing sounds dreadful.
The reader
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Is all Iβm gonna sayβ¦
GitezGood
A carno attacked my dinos and they fighted back but they hit a βsuper turkeyβ then on the top of my screenβ¦ just red words. (Turkey trials update)
Ps. STAY AWAY
From
-Izak
The meteor that killed the Dinoβs was not a meteor, it was this dude
One turkey killed all my dinos on Thanksgiving today, happy turkey day
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
Happy thanksgiving guys!
Murderer Turkeys: >:)
Me *shoots with slingshot* me saying βwatcha gunna do about itβ 2 hits later β Pick a respawn locationβ
-Reese Peanut butt cups.