Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A Turkeys YouTube Channel Ep.3
Hello guys and gals! Today, I’m going to go to Wyvernians base. Let’s see… Ok he has some good Dino’s and his base is cool and there’s a Rex running after me and oh shoo-
*minutes later* *roaaaaaar* No no no no you Rex ima kill you right now *Shotgun sounds* You will die dumbasaures Rex!
Chat: Murder_Turkey lvl200000 has been killed by pegomastax lvl1.
-GitezGood
Wyvernian I used your name because I needed a real ark players name. Just saying.
More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Me: Oh hey it’s a dodo!
Turkey: Gobble gobble!
Me: Dodos don’t say that!
Turkey: Gobble?
Me: Say “squawk”.
Turkey: Gobble.
Me: Squawk!
Turkey: Gobble.
Me: *gets angry and punches turkey*
Turkey: PREPARE TO DIE GOBBLE!!!
From: Po the Murder Turkey, who personally got punched by some dude, and finds it hard to type with my *gobble* wings! Thank you for audience. This type hard.