Mr. turkey it’s not opposite day. Don’t put me in the oven. Please don’t do it.

Yep suffer .

Do not mess with them, they will end you… it Destroyed my giga. Idk how. DON’T MESS WITH THIS WALKING KFC! You will regret it

-animallover4life

Spanish or vanish mf

~ Duo

This thing sounds scary🗡🦃 I hope I don’t want into it.

Me when i first see one: what an ugly dodo. Two seconds later: pick a respawn point.

Come on…

-Fool3

Y’a could’ve made this like…

In November, when turkeys are actually acknowledged

~ CPG

POV: Your Terror Bird is evolving!

“What?… A murdure turkey… what??

Anyways lets get some mea…”

For Iron Maiden fans…

When you see a murder turkey sing this sign. This song it it will remind you what to do if you see one.

Run to the hills

Run for your lives!

Run to the hills

Run for your lives!

the early dinosaur catch the murder turkey

Tried killing one on my own. Next thing I know 3 more bum rushed me all at once and killed me before I could even react

When the turkey gets mad it becomes real murder

What in the name is this murder turkey I never heard of this thing it sounds like you could just put it in the oven and turn it into a delicious delicacy

I have only killed one and I have played ark for almost two years.

Wait it’s December ark are you crazy?

Do not attack it: Worst mistake of my life.

Thanks for ruining my thanksgiving.

I just wanted a stuffed turkey.

Why can’t I bola it? It’s a freaking turkey how can it kill me in one shor

The meteor that killed the Dino’s was not a meteor, it was this dude