Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Some one- I want to murder turkey!
Lamp guy- wish granted๐
Some one- NO I WANT TO MURDER TURKEY NOT A MURDERER TURKEY!!!
More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Murder turkey wtf is that name๐โ๐ป๐ฅ
DO NOT believe the other tips as you can use them as easy hide
You know how in horror movies the main sound of a murderur is the footsteps, breathing, or the creaky door? Well, in this horror movie itโs
โฆ silence, thenโฆ..
โ gobble gobbleโ
And thats when you get murdered.
โ plastic bag
400 likes and Iโll tame one
-Ripasaurus
โOh a turkey, might as well kill it with my best Rexโ
Five seconds later running for my life ๐คฃ
Hmmmm. . . I swear the therizonosaurus looked a little different. . . Hrrrrmmmmmm. . .
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
โToday, Iโm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!โ
-GitezGood