Ark dev 1: Hey I got an idea!

Ark dev 2: what?

Dev 1: make a beautiful pterosaur.

Dev 2: ok.

Dev 1: with a big beak.

Dev 2: ok?

Dev 1: make it fast

Dev 2: like divebomb?-

Dev 1: let me FINISH

Dev 1: make the saddle have a jetpack.

Dev 2: uuuuh? isn't this too overpowe-

Dev 1: SHUT UP!

Dev 1: u finished?

Dev 2: yeah come take a look!

Dev 1: sick!

Imagine seeing this as a bob

and u get bombed

Ark’s version of the the McDonnell Douglas F-18.

I am not caping when I say this and that is that it took me a total 5 and a half HOURS to tame this damn thing. And when I did it died within three seconds of taming to a dire wolf 😭😭😭

Up this if you feel bad for me plz!!!!!

Pteranodon: I am special because I am fast

Tropeo: I have a jet engine on the back with bombs

Pteranodon: runs away as fast as possible

Me seeing it’s turret and firing it “now that’s a lot of damage “

Welp my ark says it gonna take 12 and a half hours to update....INTERNEEEEEEET

Who knew ark liked war thunder?

Bro sounds like a tapejara, moves like a tapejara, has the same leveling animation of a tapejara, same natural speed as a tapejara, and cant even carry three peeps.

But... jetpack.

This animal is very cool hopefully i dont know tho

Quetzal + turret = weapon

Trpoegnathus + saddle = DEATH

Pls like

Ooooof can’t wait until this thing is out

Tropeonagthus, a portable industrial grinder that can break metal tools yet can’t break metal structures hmmm🤔

Its wings are big enough to fly away from all my problems

I attacked it trying to lure it in to my argy trap so I can chainbola it but it pulled me up to the sky and dropped me to my death. So I tried again on another trope but this time with parachute in my inventory, this trope did the same thing and took me to the sky and I got free again but forgot to put the parachute in my hot bar so just before I could equip my parachute I hit the ground... i give up! screw this dino I hate its guts

h look a tamed teran... OH S*** ITS A BIRD WITH A CANNON!!!!

Melee fox if he sees this:HighyatocoyaHIGHYA

Ark:we..... Messed up....

Tame three and name them after the decepticon seekers. (Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker)

It's a pterosaur with a jetpack...

Mind BLOWN!

Pter: noo u cant be faster than me

Tropeo: hahaha jet engine makes "whooosh"