So close... And yet soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far

Still here, still waiting

Still waiting

GHHHARRRRFGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

W. . . W. . WHY S. . . S. . SO L. . L . . LO. . LONG

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH

WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??? WHYYYYYYY?!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????????????????

STILL WAITINGGG!!!

ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . . ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . .

This will be a pain

Really hard to tame

Soon you’ll go insane

Then you’ll quit the game

🤨🙂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🥹😅😂🤣🥲

Tropeognathus: I am the fastest thing in the game!

Tek hover skiff: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL

Ark dev 1: Hey I got an idea!

Ark dev 2: what?

Dev 1: make a beautiful pterosaur.

Dev 2: ok.

Dev 1: with a big beak.

Dev 2: ok?

Dev 1: make it fast

Dev 2: like divebomb?-

Dev 1: let me FINISH

Dev 1: make the saddle have a jetpack.

Dev 2: uuuuh? isn't this too overpowe-

Dev 1: SHUT UP!

Dev 1: u finished?

Dev 2: yeah come take a look!

Dev 1: sick!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you see this thing

You really are screwed

Hall of fame of flying Dino’s

Pteranodon:t (try’s to enter ._.)

Tropes: (Walks right through)

Pteranodon: \(•_______________•)/

I’m chilling at my base on a building in a extinction cluster and I see This mf boosting at me at full speed shooting grenades and he flys at me and hits me and the last thing I here is him saying Coca-Cola espuma in the mic

Just another thing primitive plus cant have

My little brother watch Nemo a couple days ago so now whenever I’m riding this thing and I pick something up I continuously say mine mine mine mine mine mine mine and sometimes my friends join in to

it looks like my grandma...if someone tames it name it Debra please

Tropeo: ah a beautiful day. Wait who’s that, why he gotta chain bola? DUDE WHY HE BUILDING A TRAP! WHY HE PLACING A BALISTA TURRET!

Me: spawns de new creature in on my valguero world

Me after i spawn it in: HOLY SHMUCK! Thats 1 pteranadon on drugs ! Hes defo been eating too many lazorus chowders

I bought one of these on rag because one of the sellers has a breeding pair and I bought it for a lol 850+ mut nana a felon eggs 900+ and 3 giga eggs 580+ and once I Got it I crafted a saddle In my tribes fabricator and equipped it with 32 grenades and 7000 gas I turned on jet mode and was like AAAAHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS THING!!!

It's a pterosaur with a jetpack...

Mind BLOWN!

I am not caping when I say this and that is that it took me a total 5 and a half HOURS to tame this damn thing. And when I did it died within three seconds of taming to a dire wolf 😭😭😭

Up this if you feel bad for me plz!!!!!

Just remember this Dino can go invisible because who said they can’t

Instructions unclear: munched my face off and called my mum a stinky fish.

We all thought this Dino was an Ornithocheirus. Turns out we were wrong

I just want to get one of these and fly it right into a Random Person while Singing "THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAN"

Bro sounds like a tapejara, moves like a tapejara, has the same leveling animation of a tapejara, same natural speed as a tapejara, and cant even carry three peeps.

But... jetpack.