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I attacked it trying to lure it in to my argy trap so I can chainbola it but it pulled me up to the sky and dropped me to my death. So I tried again on another trope but this time with parachute in my inventory, this trope did the same thing and took me to the sky and I got free again but forgot to put the parachute in my hot bar so just before I could equip my parachute I hit the ground... i give up! screw this dino I hate its guts

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