Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tropeognathus? Funny tropeognathus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tapajera and fighter jet had a baby
Wait I thought this was a pt....wa....
Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?
Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:βOk boys, check inβ
Pilots:
βRed 6, checking inβ
βRed 9, checking inβ
βRed 3, checking inβ
βRed 5, checking inβ
βRed 12, checking inβ
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
β¬οΈπππ
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Captain:βOk boys, check inβ
Pilots:
βRed 6, checking inβ
βRed 9, checking inβ
βRed 3, checking inβ
βRed 5, checking inβ
βRed 12, checking inβ
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
β¬οΈπππ
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.
Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs
Its supposed to have a minigun?
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
Tropeo: ah a beautiful day. Wait whoβs that, why he gotta chain bola? DUDE WHY HE BUILDING A TRAP! WHY HE PLACING A BALISTA TURRET!
I bought one of these on rag because one of the sellers has a breeding pair and I bought it for a lol 850+ mut nana a felon eggs 900+ and 3 giga eggs 580+ and once I Got it I crafted a saddle In my tribes fabricator and equipped it with 32 grenades and 7000 gas I turned on jet mode and was like AAAAHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS THING!!!
Canβt wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy
All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show
Tropeo: is released
My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS
My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%
DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET
My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS
My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%
DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET
Been a minute since we've gotten an actual prehistoric creature.
Why...,
Crystal Isles...
Coming out in SUMMER
For console!!!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Crystal Isles...
Coming out in SUMMER
For console!!!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Tropeognathus: I am the fastest thing in the game!
Tek hover skiff: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL
Tek hover skiff: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL
Ark: *updates*
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
Update: *stops*
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
Me: *plays*
PC: No internet...
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
Update: *stops*
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
Me: *plays*
PC: No internet...
Tropeonagthus, a portable industrial grinder that can break metal tools yet canβt break metal structures hmmmπ€
There is a way to disable the rocket if youβre on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you see this thing
You really are screwed
Violets are blue
If you see this thing
You really are screwed