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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tropeognathus? Funny tropeognathus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 427 · Answer 1 · 2020-08-28T00:01:13+00:00

Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

score 432 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-11T19:43:11+00:00

Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦

score 366 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-24T16:41:22+00:00

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.

This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.

Quetz:am I a joke to you?

score 281 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-18T17:56:54+00:00

Me and the guys in the squadron

Captain:“Ok boys, check in”

Pilots:

“Red 6, checking in”

“Red 9, checking in”

“Red 3, checking in”

“Red 5, checking in”

“Red 12, checking in”

*Dramatic music begins to play

Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!

*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*

Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌

ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

score 255 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-30T00:41:51+00:00

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

score 224 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-07T03:21:06+00:00

Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

score 190 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-08T22:30:31+00:00

Its supposed to have a minigun?

Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

score 148 · Answer 8 · 2020-06-12T05:20:35+00:00

All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show

score 131 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-13T01:29:16+00:00

Tropeo: is released

My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS

My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%

DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-13T04:13:28+00:00

I am not caping when I say this and that is that it took me a total 5 and a half HOURS to tame this damn thing. And when I did it died within three seconds of taming to a dire wolf 😭😭😭

Up this if you feel bad for me plz!!!!!

score 114 · Answer 11 · 2020-07-04T14:37:47+00:00

Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy

score 115 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-24T15:44:18+00:00

Been a minute since we've gotten an actual prehistoric creature.

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2023-05-24T12:29:06+00:00

This will be a pain

Really hard to tame

Soon you’ll go insane

Then you’ll quit the game

🤨🙂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🥹😅😂🤣🥲

score 68 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-11T22:08:19+00:00

Why...,

Crystal Isles...

Coming out in SUMMER

For console!!!

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

score 64 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-16T16:22:15+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue the organic AC-130 is coming to get you.

score 61 · Answer 16 · 2020-06-02T19:03:22+00:00

Quetz: I can have platform

Tropeo:i can have cannon and jet pack

Ptero: hey guys u dont have only saddle?

score 59 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-07T15:13:14+00:00

Ark: *updates*

Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT

Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!

Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!

Update: *stops*

One eternity later...

Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!

Me: *plays*

PC: No internet...

score 56 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-12T10:26:14+00:00

There is a way to disable the rocket if you’re on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.

score 43 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-15T02:52:06+00:00

A HelPfuL tIp shOulD incLuDe a feW mORe worDs!

score 40 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-13T22:02:07+00:00

Pt: all I have is saddle:(

Tropeo: rocket saddle!

Quetz: platform saddle!

Tape: 3 person and tek saddle!

Wyvern: no saddle!

Pt: does anyone else have a normal saddle?!?!?!

Lyminetra: u get used to it😢😢