What are some funny jokes or stories about the tropeognathus? Funny tropeognathus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?
Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.
Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs
Its supposed to have a minigun?
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show
Tropeo: is released
My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS
My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%
DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET
Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy
Been a minute since we've gotten an actual prehistoric creature.
Coming out in SUMMER
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
PC: No internet...
There is a way to disable the rocket if you’re on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.
Roses are red violets are blue the organic AC-130 is coming to get you.
Quetz: I can have platform
Tropeo:i can have cannon and jet pack
Ptero: hey guys u dont have only saddle?
A HelPfuL tIp shOulD incLuDe a feW mORe worDs!
Pt: all I have is saddle:(
Tropeo: rocket saddle!
Quetz: platform saddle!
Tape: 3 person and tek saddle!
Wyvern: no saddle!
Pt: does anyone else have a normal saddle?!?!?!
Lyminetra: u get used to it😢😢
I’m chilling at my base on a building in a extinction cluster and I see This mf boosting at me at full speed shooting grenades and he flys at me and hits me and the last thing I here is him saying Coca-Cola espuma in the mic
So close... And yet soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far
Still here, still waiting
W. . . W. . WHY S. . . S. . SO L. . L . . LO. . LONG
WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??? WHYYYYYYY?!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????????????????
ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . . ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . .