Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
I bought one of these on rag because one of the sellers has a breeding pair and I bought it for a lol 850+ mut nana a felon eggs 900+ and 3 giga eggs 580+ and once I Got it I crafted a saddle In my tribes fabricator and equipped it with 32 grenades and 7000 gas I turned on jet mode and was like AAAAHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS THING!!!
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