Tapajera and fighter jet had a baby

Wait I thought this was a pt....wa....

Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?

Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
Pilots:
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

Its supposed to have a minigun?


Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

Tropeo: ah a beautiful day. Wait who’s that, why he gotta chain bola? DUDE WHY HE BUILDING A TRAP! WHY HE PLACING A BALISTA TURRET!

I bought one of these on rag because one of the sellers has a breeding pair and I bought it for a lol 850+ mut nana a felon eggs 900+ and 3 giga eggs 580+ and once I Got it I crafted a saddle In my tribes fabricator and equipped it with 32 grenades and 7000 gas I turned on jet mode and was like AAAAHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS THING!!!

Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy

All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show

Tropeo: is released

My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS

My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%

DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET

Been a minute since we've gotten an actual prehistoric creature.

Why...,

Crystal Isles...
Coming out in SUMMER
For console!!!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Tropeognathus: I am the fastest thing in the game!

Tek hover skiff: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL

Ark: *updates*
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
Update: *stops*
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
Me: *plays*
PC: No internet...

Tropeonagthus, a portable industrial grinder that can break metal tools yet can’t break metal structures hmmm🤔

There is a way to disable the rocket if you’re on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you see this thing
You really are screwed