Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.

This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.

Quetz:am I a joke to you?

Me and the guys in the squadron

Captain:“Ok boys, check in”

Pilots:

“Red 6, checking in”

“Red 9, checking in”

“Red 3, checking in”

“Red 5, checking in”

“Red 12, checking in”

*Dramatic music begins to play

Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!

*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*

Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌

ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

Its supposed to have a minigun?

Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show

Tropeo: is released

My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS

My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%

DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET

Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy

Been a minute since we've gotten an actual prehistoric creature.

Why...,

Crystal Isles...

Coming out in SUMMER

For console!!!

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Ark: *updates*

Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT

Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!

Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!

Update: *stops*

One eternity later...

Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!

Me: *plays*

PC: No internet...

There is a way to disable the rocket if you’re on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.

Roses are red violets are blue the organic AC-130 is coming to get you.

Quetz: I can have platform

Tropeo:i can have cannon and jet pack

Ptero: hey guys u dont have only saddle?

A HelPfuL tIp shOulD incLuDe a feW mORe worDs!

Pt: all I have is saddle:(

Tropeo: rocket saddle!

Quetz: platform saddle!

Tape: 3 person and tek saddle!

Wyvern: no saddle!

Pt: does anyone else have a normal saddle?!?!?!

Lyminetra: u get used to it😢😢

I’m chilling at my base on a building in a extinction cluster and I see This mf boosting at me at full speed shooting grenades and he flys at me and hits me and the last thing I here is him saying Coca-Cola espuma in the mic

So close... And yet soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far

Still here, still waiting

Still waiting

GHHHARRRRFGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

W. . . W. . WHY S. . . S. . SO L. . L . . LO. . LONG

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH

WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??? WHYYYYYYY?!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????????????????

STILL WAITINGGG!!!

ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . . ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . .

So close... And yet soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far

Still here, still waiting

Still waiting

GHHHARRRRFGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

W. . . W. . WHY S. . . S. . SO L. . L . . LO. . LONG

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH

WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??? WHYYYYYYY?!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????????????????

STILL WAITINGGG!!!

ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . . ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . .