Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy

Ark: *updates*
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
Update: *stops*
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
Me: *plays*
PC: No internet...

My friend: “Beans, beans, there good for your hart, the more you eat the more you fart.”
This guy: “but gasoline makes you fart more”
My friend: “.....”
BOMB!
Me: “where did my friend go, and why is my tropeo down a grenade? Wait..... oh no”

STATUS EFFECT: Bog Stank PICTURE: Negative Buff.pngFeces.png

Message: Oh no, you have Bog Stank! You are feeling like you might pass out.

HUD Text: You feel disgusting!

Information: This status occurs in The Great Valley after coming into contact with a rotting carcass. The debuff causes the survivor and Creatures to lose Health and gain Torpidity.

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?

This is 100% the quetz and PT’s love child 🤣🤣

Its supposed to have a minigun?


Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show

Tropeo: is released

My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS

My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%

DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET

Why...,

Crystal Isles...
Coming out in SUMMER
For console!!!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

There is a way to disable the rocket if you’re on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.

Been a minute since we've gotten an actual prehistoric creature.

A HelPfuL tIp shOulD incLuDe a feW mORe worDs!

I neeeeed mony lol i dont plau that ark i play mobile plz join me at godbro in unofficial severs in Mobile ww give free mats and tames

Roses are red violets are blue the organic AC-130 is coming to get you.

Tape:Daniel
Tropeo:The cooler Daniel

Me: spawns de new creature in on my valguero world

Me after i spawn it in: HOLY SHMUCK! Thats 1 pteranadon on drugs ! Hes defo been eating too many lazorus chowders

Quetz: I can have platform
Tropeo:i can have cannon and jet pack
Ptero: hey guys u dont have only saddle?