Pteranodon: ha ha I'm the fastest thing in the game!

Tropeognathus joined the chat

Pteranodon left the chat

Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?

Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
Pilots:
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

Tropeognathus: I am the fastest thing in the game!

Tek hover skiff: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL

Pter: noo u cant be faster than me
Tropeo: hahaha jet engine makes "whooosh"

Its supposed to have a minigun?


Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy

All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show

Tropeo: is released

My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS

My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%

DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you see this thing
You really are screwed

Been a minute since we've gotten an actual prehistoric creature.

Why...,

Crystal Isles...
Coming out in SUMMER
For console!!!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Ark: *updates*
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
Update: *stops*
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
Me: *plays*
PC: No internet...

Pt: all I have is saddle:(
Tropeo: rocket saddle!
Quetz: platform saddle!
Tape: 3 person and tek saddle!
Wyvern: no saddle!
Pt: does anyone else have a normal saddle?!?!?!
Lyminetra: u get used to it😢😢

There is a way to disable the rocket if you’re on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.

Roses are red violets are blue the organic AC-130 is coming to get you.

Quetz: I can have platform
Tropeo:i can have cannon and jet pack
Ptero: hey guys u dont have only saddle?