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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the tropeognathus? Funny tropeognathus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
Pilots:
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
⬆️😂😁👌
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Ark: *updates*
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
Update: *stops*
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
Me: *plays*
PC: No internet...