Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Tropeonagthus, a portable industrial grinder that can break metal tools yet canโt break metal structures hmmm๐ค
More Tropeognathus Funny Tips
Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?
Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?๐คฆ
Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:โOk boys, check inโ
Pilots:
โRed 6, checking inโ
โRed 9, checking inโ
โRed 3, checking inโ
โRed 5, checking inโ
โRed 12, checking inโ
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
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ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.
Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs
Its supposed to have a minigun?
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show
Tropeo: is released
My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS
My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%
DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET
Canโt wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy