Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.

This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.

Quetz:am I a joke to you?

Me and the guys in the squadron

Captain:“Ok boys, check in”

Pilots:

“Red 6, checking in”

“Red 9, checking in”

“Red 3, checking in”

“Red 5, checking in”

“Red 12, checking in”

*Dramatic music begins to play

Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!

*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*

Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌

ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

Its supposed to have a minigun?

Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

Tropeo: is released

My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS

My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%

DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET

Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy