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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark: *updates*
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
Update: *stops*
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
Me: *plays*
PC: No internet...
More Tropeognathus Funny Tips
Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?
Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?π€¦
Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:βOk boys, check inβ
Pilots:
βRed 6, checking inβ
βRed 9, checking inβ
βRed 3, checking inβ
βRed 5, checking inβ
βRed 12, checking inβ
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
β¬οΈπππ
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.
Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs
Its supposed to have a minigun?
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show
Tropeo: is released
My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS
My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%
DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET
Canβt wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy