This will be a pain

Really hard to tame

Soon you’ll go insane

Then you’ll quit the game

🤨🙂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🥹😅😂🤣🥲

Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

Me and the guys in the squadron

Captain:“Ok boys, check in”

Pilots:

“Red 6, checking in”

“Red 9, checking in”

“Red 3, checking in”

“Red 5, checking in”

“Red 12, checking in”

*Dramatic music begins to play

Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!

*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*

Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌

ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

There should be a tek saddle dat drops tek nukes aka giant tek grenades

Ark: *updates*

Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT

Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!

Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!

Update: *stops*

One eternity later...

Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!

Me: *plays*

PC: No internet...

There is a way to disable the rocket if you’re on console, hold the right stick down for a couple seconds and the rocket will turn off.

A HelPfuL tIp shOulD incLuDe a feW mORe worDs!

So close... And yet soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far

Still here, still waiting

Still waiting

GHHHARRRRFGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

W. . . W. . WHY S. . . S. . SO L. . L . . LO. . LONG

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH

WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??? WHYYYYYYY?!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????????????????

STILL WAITINGGG!!!

ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . . ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . .