ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦
More Tropeognathus Funny Tips
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Steam: 0 bytes/s-CURRENT
Steam a few hours later: Ready to launch in approximately... 1 billion ages!
Steam: You're offline because there is no internet connection in your current location!
One eternity later...
Steam: UE4-shootergame (ARK) is ready to launch!
PC: No internet...
So close... And yet soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far
Still here, still waiting
W. . . W. . WHY S. . . S. . SO L. . L . . LO. . LONG
WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!??? WHYYYYYYY?!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????????????????
ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . . ONE. . . MORE. . . DAY. . .