Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-25T17:04:54+00:00

Why did they add my sleep paralysis demon

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-31T00:17:57+00:00

There so quick to drug you, won’t even buy you dinner first.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-21T21:27:17+00:00

I was attacked by this little mother trucker, so I gave him a little assault rifle C4 surprise to him and his band of mother F ers

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-30T00:58:25+00:00

get these little shits out of my game, thank you ark

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-16T15:40:42+00:00

Just dont try it will kill you and your dino with his pack!!!

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-10T17:42:55+00:00

aww,look at him! I wanna- OH NO [ player level 1 dies ] moral of the story.

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-04T18:30:27+00:00

This is basically the closest thing we have to Velociraptors, Ark didn’t even put them in.

1 like= 1 chance we get Velociraptors in ark

Let’s hit 1,000 likes and make ark will rethink there thoughts about not adding Velociraptors.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-11T22:33:48+00:00

Glow-in-the-dark eyeballs, carnivores that eat living things, and a great way to tell my friends their a “passive tame” to prank them!

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-31T20:03:13+00:00

Narcotics heal you while you sleep. Troodon don’t it makes you think.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-08T14:54:09+00:00

Looks like he’s been through hell and back {}{}

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score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-30T14:07:33+00:00

I hate this monstrosity of an animal. One time I was taming a t rex, now it was only level 4 but it was a t rex so I was exited. I was starve taming it and the time was about to go off and then I realized that it was nite time and I was like oh ceap it's nite. Then I saw that the t rex was dead. Guess what it was. A FRAKIN OVER GROWN COMPY WITH POISIN!!

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-28T03:35:16+00:00

Troodon:I Am Always True About Everything.

Me:You Literally Said you we’re strong. But you’re A WEAK ONE

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-10T17:56:38+00:00

Word of advice...Griffins, it couldn't even kill me cause of one.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-09T19:42:00+00:00

Troodon says: Tames are food, not friends

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-01-06T01:53:09+00:00

Troodon hmmm troo-a-don ohhhh troo-a-dummmm yes ark plez change troodons name to troodum cuz these things are f***ing DUM

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2018-06-24T15:32:52+00:00

Don’t make my mistake and think they’re fluffy and kind of cute and decide to approach them without checking if they can eat your face off first.

They can.

They will.

They are the Ark equivelent of the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. And they are hungry for your emotional trauma.

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2018-06-02T20:23:18+00:00

Only a true man would take one of this on an official server with dodos

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2018-03-15T01:39:21+00:00

A useful aspect of these guys is that sometimes your wyvern will transform into one if you leave it alone. I still don't know how to change it back though.

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2018-02-22T08:36:45+00:00

These little fucks will rape you if your not prepared

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2017-12-26T02:57:36+00:00

*Dino scream*. Me: what was that. *song starts* Mr sand man bring me a quick death. Nah these little shit's will camp you till you wake and then yep out again.