Ok these things are so adorable as newborns get near

him he will kill you

me sees troodon during the day, troodon: hay man sup yo chillin?

me: yup see ya

*turns night*

troodon: GIMME EM TOES!!!!!

*5mins latter*

troodon: shhh sh shh 🤫 otherwise they’ll here you hehe * suffocates me*

me: leeee *tise my mouth with tape* eemmmm...mm.......mmmm...MMMMMM!!!!!

tip: even if u run you’ll still die yaaaay!

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— help me

I HATE STUFF THAT CAN KNOCK ME OUT

This little fella may have ruined my Carno tame, and I still need to go back for my pteranodon.

Who to get away bola a tribe mate and run and never stop running

Grey: we need more teeth. Me: Found more teeth. Grey: not literally. Me: oh. Grey: a troodon. Me: legit tames 20000000000 troodons level 10000000000000000000. John cena theme play

Troodon... that’s a weird way to say satanic compy that can only be tamed if you let it kill one of your tames

upv*te the comment above or beneath this one.if this is the bottom comment...psssshhh that wouldn't happen.

Wearing flak armor and lil prick knocks me out and now 30min later still waiting for the lol prick to kill me

Be like me tame 100000000000 dodos and feed it to it

Your walking with your friends through the woods. You hear a strange noise. You turn around and a bunch of these little sh*ts. Troodon:” WAZZUP F*CKERZZZZ””

walk into jugle, gets KO by this sh*t, almost wakes up, troodon bites 5 times again and runs away again... Bill Cosby of Ark...

How is this little guy in the "mid game" category???

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Tamed raptors can't win against these guys at night

Trust me I know

Me:Finally got all the artifacts

Troodon: 😉

Human was slain by demon

Hippity- hoppity -you -are -now- my- dinner -and -on- my -property

I didn't knew

I puted it in a trap

But it can't be tamed if it touch stractures

Sooooooooo MY LEVEL 250 SPINO WASTED

Your mom

I have to right a few more words for this it be a helpful tip

Finds a baby troodon lost in the jungle* sees raptors hunting it- me: I have to do something. Oh dang gosh forgot I left my good weapons at home but I'm not gonna leave the baby alone. Troodon scared doesnt notice the raptors stalking him- -a raptor comes jumping out- me: -gets my only weapon a stick and a stone throws stone at raptors head- raptor gets mad at me and tells his pack to attack me I use the stick to stab the raptors in the eye a raptor jumps on me- me: pulls out a gun the troodon somehow found and gave to me- me: puts mlg glasses on loads gun with armor piercing bullets points at raptor alpha pulls trigger does not shoot due to it being jammed me:uh oh raptors gonna bite me ain't it -_-. Raptor jumps on me licks me- me: I recognize him it's the baby I raised and released must have found a family. Me:there lucky they have a family I'm lost and alone,tears start to run down my eyes baby troodon rubs my eyes and starts acting playful. Hears a rex behind me,says uh oh gets ea

I had a dodo army of over loo. Now I have a troodon army over 50. I hate ark.