I love ark

Me:sees troodon

Me:baby raptor?

Troodon: I ain’t no raptor

Troodon:bites me

Me later game on lost island: oh… you again

Troodon: I’m still a baby raptor aren’t I

Me: die troodon you suck

Troodon: how will you ev-

Me: pulls out gun as I say a b c d e f and gun

Troodon: oh no

Me: missed by a mile

Troodon: I’m faster than your stupid bullets fool

Me: good I have to admit you are fluffy aren’t you

Troodon: have you just noticed

Me: I wouldn’t make me angry

Troodon: yeah yeah just gonna (about to bite)

Me: hey fluffy wanna meet my friend

Troodon:…you mean the friend I killed like a million times

Me: nah (pulls out torch)

Troodon: wow so so scary

Me: (throes the torch on troodon)

Troodon: aaaahhhhhh

Me: burn you stupid creature

And that’s the tail why troodons hate torches