Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A Noob On Mobile: (wandering on a beach near The Footpaw Region when he sees one of these crawl out of the water) Ooh, a horseshoe crab! I wonder how these are tamed...
Trilobite: Oh! Hi, I didnβt even think any humans would be here at a time like this...
Noob: ?
Trilobite: Dude, didnβt you look at the sky? Itβs clearly pretty early! And your bare skin tells me your a new guy, so why not make a thatch hut or something?
Noob: *doesnβt listen and offers berries and meat, not knowing whether Trilobites are herbivores or carnivores*
Trilobite: Bruh, you could just craft a fish basket and put me in that and then Iβd be willing to accept your friendship. But I donβt like being tamed out in the open because Iβm very scared of predators!
Noob: ....But baskets canβt be crafted in mobile, which is what Iβm on...
Trilobite: This isnβt Mobile, silly...
Noob: .... *punches it*
Trilobite: Eek! Get away! (Gets scared and flees to the water)
Noob: ...Why is it like this?...
More Trilobite Funny Tips
GUYS WATCH YOUR BUTTS, THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN A GIGA, RIGHT UP THERE WITH DODOS
Ah the Trilobite... Also Known as the Cockroach of the Sea!
I tamed one in aberration and was running away from a crab and my trilobite jimmy held him of for me to escape f for jimmy.
If you so much call these creatures an idiot, their giant crab cousin will fly from his home in Aberration and throw you 500 feet in the air.
This thing looks like a eldritch lizard-snake being. No, thats just a spike thing. not its head
This is Offensive, dont ban me pwease
Trilobites, i found one. To bad i needed black pearls
Pepper Ridge farm remembers when these used to be a common sighting on land.....
Dododex is wrong once more, they are tameable it just requires a very special item enable to tame one: forcetame.
*alpha Rex spawns near base*
Me: ahh wat Evs my giga can take it
*trillobite spawns near base*
Me: OMG IM GONNA I HAVE TO GO TAME A DODO