A Noob On Mobile: (wandering on a beach near The Footpaw Region when he sees one of these crawl out of the water) Ooh, a horseshoe crab! I wonder how these are tamed...

Trilobite: Oh! Hi, I didn’t even think any humans would be here at a time like this...

Noob: ?

Trilobite: Dude, didn’t you look at the sky? It’s clearly pretty early! And your bare skin tells me your a new guy, so why not make a thatch hut or something?

Noob: *doesn’t listen and offers berries and meat, not knowing whether Trilobites are herbivores or carnivores*

Trilobite: Bruh, you could just craft a fish basket and put me in that and then I’d be willing to accept your friendship. But I don’t like being tamed out in the open because I’m very scared of predators!

Noob: ....But baskets can’t be crafted in mobile, which is what I’m on...

Trilobite: This isn’t Mobile, silly...

Noob: .... *punches it*

Trilobite: Eek! Get away! (Gets scared and flees to the water)

Noob: ...Why is it like this?...