Me: hey friend lets tame a trike friend: wow that’s a lot of trikes me: yep let’s get that level 100,00 trike ( 100 years later ) me: oh men i ran out of arrows friend: me too ( I died because no water ) ( friend died because he always cries when I did )
Triceratops
Jokes and funny moments about the Triceratops from ARK players.
Me with trike: just gonna ride around.... SPINO! FLY! run to pteranodon and flys away and my trike kills the spino WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????
I accidentally hit it when I was hitting a dilo then when I came back I grabbed it’s egg
Actually you can outrun them there literally 15 miles per hour fast
So what happened was I was a noob trying to tame it with one tranq arrow long story short no base no para no dodo yes dinner
fought a spino with it, died after killing spino. 💯
(Mobile) i tried to tame one, but didn't realize they were Spiderman, it climbed the rock I was on, and almost killed me, I also want to note I could not climb that part of the rock, and it was physically impossible for it to have done that. Ah yes 10/10 recommend to tame…
(Mobile) i tried to tame one, but didn't realize they were Spiderman, it climbed the rock I was on, and almost killed me, I also want to note I could not climb that part of the rock, and it was physically impossible for it to have done that. Ah yes 10/10 recommend to tame, give it a go! (This is a joke btw but this did actually happen lol)
I tried to tame a trike and long story short
No bola = flat human
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Don't hit without Tranq arrows
If you hit it it's like a lvl 100 gyarados hitting you with solar beam
I shot a couple bio-toxin arrows to knock it out then shoved berries up its butt. Pretty easy tame.
Have you ever just tried trapñizing these and they run into the water and pass out it happen with this and the stego for me
Me on moschops gathering berries *hits 150 trike with mate boosted 130 trike* I abandoned my moschops and went to my 217 carbo and killedboth trikes with half my tames dyeing (don’t worry the moschops made it) but one lystro died while standing up trying to defend me. RIP my…
Me on moschops gathering berries *hits 150 trike with mate boosted 130 trike* I abandoned my moschops and went to my 217 carbo and killedboth trikes with half my tames dyeing (don’t worry the moschops made it) but one lystro died while standing up trying to defend me. RIP my phiomia and 2 lystros. As revenge I tamed another dodo. I was shaking for like 30 min after the attack.
Don’t attack a trike I leaned the hard way
Never steal their eggs they will hunt u down no matter where u go they will find u and they will kill u
Me: May I buy your egg?
Trike: no
Me: *grabs it and runs*
Me: *dies*
Months later…
Me: If you don’t give me your egg, then die!
Trike: *snorts a laugh* Try me
Me: runs with a metal pick
ARK: You were killed by triceratops lvl 123456789123456789123456789000000000…
Me: May I buy your egg?
Trike: no
Me: *grabs it and runs*
Me: *dies*
Months later…
Me: If you don’t give me your egg, then die!
Trike: *snorts a laugh* Try me
Me: runs with a metal pick
ARK: You were killed by triceratops lvl 123456789123456789123456789000000000
Me: Oh no…
*crack*
I recommend not to use a blola it will just breack out and use u to cook berries ON ITS FLIPPING HORN
I’m too scared to hit one because they hit hard
I pick up a egg and lead it to my freinds thatch base and poof base gone
Me taming a para
The trike that just walks in front of me
Every trike and a 80 mile radius
What did you do
Me 2seconds later ☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️