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Me: May I buy your egg?

Trike: no

Me: *grabs it and runs*

Me: *dies*

Months later…

Me: If you don’t give me your egg, then die!

Trike: *snorts a laugh* Try me

Me: runs with a metal pick

ARK: You were killed by triceratops lvl 123456789123456789123456789000000000

Me: Oh no…

*crack*

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