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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-08T18:43:58+00:00

One day I found one I was a noob I tought I could bola it I could not then I Bolad my tribemate R.I.P chicken my tribe mate

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-10T17:14:12+00:00

Run at it naked and punch it I have one and that’s how I tamed it

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-22T14:00:07+00:00

For some reason it really wanted to take a swim when I was trying to tame it.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-03-26T01:11:36+00:00

So cute when they're babys name them lil trike when they're a baby

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-01-23T11:57:24+00:00

So I was try to catch the trike and the bola didn't work I run and died and spawn on other map and find my stuff and i repeat and I was mad I punching that fat stewpid trike that keep bullying me (and lost my stuff) 2 trike bullying me

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-24T20:10:36+00:00

"DAYUM DIS DINO IS HORNY AS HECK"

-BorkBro75 2021

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-11-12T15:02:35+00:00

Animal eating only food chicken and beef

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-08-19T19:43:44+00:00

Trix sucks and so does a trike.

LIKETHISORUGAY

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2019-01-05T04:56:04+00:00

I love the trike I'm lv 43 and the trike gets you all the berries you need for better tames

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2018-09-03T21:56:49+00:00

It’s my forest day in the game I didn’t know anything I hit it then I ran when I looked back I was ☠️☠️

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2019-05-30T15:09:19+00:00

If you have at least a shotgun you should murder it’s face off

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2023-06-27T13:37:49+00:00

Me: taming this thing with my bare hands

My Aunt: lemme get the tranq darts rq..

My Aunt: (build wood house) (sees trike) oh yes

My aunt: house gets destroy, plus still dies.

Me: already on my 2nd trike

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2023-05-23T05:18:44+00:00

Do not chop a tree Infront of the triceratops cause it will attack you in ark mobile.

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2020-08-21T20:57:40+00:00

AHHHHHHHH MY FREAKING BONES OUCH WIAT I’M SORRY FOR TOUCHING THE EGG

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2020-06-26T00:33:31+00:00

As a beginner when i saw that huge egg i got too excited and took it without checking the surroundings first...next thing I know bam!😂 Good thing i had about 10 Dilophosaurs they took it down

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-11-13T00:24:05+00:00

The best way to tame Bola your friend climb the tallest rock and start shooting with tranks till asleep the put berries on him an boom now you have a trike

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2021-06-03T20:31:36+00:00

One time I find a trike then I got my sling shot out but it did not work

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2021-04-20T02:52:56+00:00

These are such nice creatures like... don’t u hate it when u decide to go deeper into the forest because ur a stupid human with little to no intelligence and ur triceratops dies... yuh... I should sue that dinosaur coz u know... it ain’t strong enough to defend itself like... aren’t u meant to live in the wild or something... yuh btw I’m Britney nice to meet u!

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-12T03:05:22+00:00

I had a few of these but then they were all eaten by a alpha raptor

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-16T23:46:34+00:00

me: about to tame the trike

trike:watching me

70 other trikes: watching the trike

me: 2000 tranq darts into the trike

trike: unconscious

70 other trikes: you wish you didn’t do that.

me:running away

70 other trikes: in front of me