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What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
i found a lvl 260 triceratops and i went for a pet so it was a perfect animal for my domsday collection so when i saw him i ran up to him shot him with a bola and i hit him and shot him with every thing i had and fukin evry thing broke so he came out of the bola and fukin tamed me in to the ocean and when i respawned (ON MY FUKIN RAFT) well he destroys (EVRYTHING) and afternoon that it comes something called a hesporonis if i spell wright in lvl 290 and fukin rams the trike and saves the day kinda course he killed ME TOO!!!!!!🤣😂😅
I had 2 Trikes called Range & Rover. Together they were unbeatable because they were Range Rover, you know. One day, a high level T-Rex attacked us after i shot him twice in his head. He flipped out (no idea why) and attacked us. He killed my dear Trikes and then he killed me too.Now, Im gonna get my revenge and kill this dude for what he had done!!!
I was exploring with my trike, spike, and i was starting to get hungry so i got off to go hunt some dodos, but after a few seconds out of nowhere a pack of raptors came out of the woods and pinned me down, spike was really close so he was close enough to ingage in combat to save me, he took down all the raptors and went back to me and the raptors were like lvl 50 to lvl 60 and there were like 3 and spike took all of them, my advice, trike early game is really good