My trike ran into a bronto and got one shotted

Slow as heck man anyway me and my friend hit one with out reading the level…. We messed up

I saw this thing stuck in-between two trees on herbivore island and I tried killing it but it just turn around so dumb then we played run it straight and he went flying into the water and idk wat happened though but a couple mega came over and finished him

You take the and break your armor and steal your life

I had like 5 trikes and I lost 4 😂😂😂😂😂

One time I died to a raptor and then took my army of about 7 trikes to where I died and then just massacred the entire pack because I was so mad.

Me as a noob:Hits a trike literally next to a pack thinking I could kill it with my hands The trikes: immediate death stare

the raptors who got they ass beat:”oh sorry hehe, we were just talking about how you probably have a death wish.

Y’all stop sending tips here send jokes instead this ain’t a tip thing it’s a funny section only send funny tips or jokes

By: Ellie the angry girl

Trike my favorite, but it try to destroy my house well I helped it.

Assume that when a trike is running at you, it’s no more painful than a shotgun

You steal a trike egg:

Put that egg back on the ground,

This is the end, this this is the end of the innocence

*crack*

You respawn a little later and you want revenge.

You see a trike egg.

Mama said to leave them alone to mind their business and you mind yours…

Put that egg back on the ground

This is the end, this is the end of the innocence

Trike: can I get a taxi?

Raptor: I can kill you

Trike! Oh really

Raptor: *launches at trike*

Trike: *dies*

Trike: *corpse bouncing around*

Raptor: *sigh* I guess he doesn’t need a taxi after all

Real men KO with a slingshot while running around in circles.

Don't tame near the top of a cliff found out the hard way 😔

i found a lvl 260 triceratops and i went for a pet so it was a perfect animal for my domsday collection so when i saw him i ran up to him shot him with a bola and i hit him and shot him with every thing i had and fukin evry thing broke so he came out of the bola and fukin tamed me in to the ocean and when i respawned (ON MY FUKIN RAFT) well he destroys (EVRYTHING) and afternoon that it comes something called a hesporonis if i spell wright in lvl 290 and fukin rams the trike and saves the day kinda course he killed ME TOO!!!!!!🤣😂😅

So I tried taming a trike right?So when I hit it OUT OF NO WHERE ONE TRIKE COMES AND ATTACKS ME AND I DIED like bruh

I KEEP KILLING THEEEM 🥺 R.I.P. future Samantha and tony.

Me:Tames a trike.

Also me:Hits poisonous Dino.

My gang of dinos:YEET.

Me:Bruh did y’all fling it to Antarctica.

My Trike:maybe maybe not.

Me:I was gunna eat that...

Wich dinosaurs are the best policemen, the tricera-cops!

one time i tamed a trike and i keep whistle stop that i realized that it was following redwing my alpha ptera i fixed it by unclaiming it and claiming it again