Looks sick when equipped with bionic skin (it's a mod) It will blind you so bring your ******* sunglasses!
Triceratops
Jokes and funny moments about the Triceratops from ARK players.
If you die just call this dinosaur is gay
I tried to bola it but it didn’t work and guess what I logged out
me: I’m going to get rid of all trikes!
all trikes: ehhh- sure abt that buddy boi?
me: running
all trikes: tag!
me: ooh I should swim instead, trikes can’t swim! ..right
all trikes: you couldn’t beat us on land, yo think your gonna beat us in water?
me: oh…
me: I’m going to get rid of all trikes!
all trikes: ehhh- sure abt that buddy boi?
me: running
all trikes: tag!
me: ooh I should swim instead, trikes can’t swim! ..right
all trikes: you couldn’t beat us on land, yo think your gonna beat us in water?
me: oh shoot—
My trike ran into a bronto and got one shotted
Slow as heck man anyway me and my friend hit one with out reading the level…. We messed up
I saw this thing stuck in-between two trees on herbivore island and I tried killing it but it just turn around so dumb then we played run it straight and he went flying into the water and idk wat happened though but a couple mega came over and finished him
Do not chop a tree Infront of the triceratops cause it will attack you in ark mobile.
You take the and break your armor and steal your life
I had like 5 trikes and I lost 4 😂😂😂😂😂
One time I died to a raptor and then took my army of about 7 trikes to where I died and then just massacred the entire pack because I was so mad.
Me as a noob:Hits a trike literally next to a pack thinking I could kill it with my hands The trikes: immediate death stare
the raptors who got they ass beat:”oh sorry hehe, we were just talking about how you probably have a death wish.
Y’all stop sending tips here send jokes instead this ain’t a tip thing it’s a funny section only send funny tips or jokes
By: Ellie the angry girl
Trike my favorite, but it try to destroy my house well I helped it.
Assume that when a trike is running at you, it’s no more painful than a shotgun
You steal a trike egg:
Put that egg back on the ground,
This is the end, this this is the end of the innocence
*crack*
You respawn a little later and you want revenge.
You see a trike egg.
Mama said to leave them alone to mind their business and you mind yours…
Put…
You steal a trike egg:
Put that egg back on the ground,
This is the end, this this is the end of the innocence
*crack*
You respawn a little later and you want revenge.
You see a trike egg.
Mama said to leave them alone to mind their business and you mind yours…
Put that egg back on the ground
This is the end, this is the end of the innocence
Trike: can I get a taxi?
Raptor: I can kill you
Trike! Oh really
Raptor: *launches at trike*
Trike: *dies*
Trike: *corpse bouncing around*
Raptor: *sigh* I guess he doesn’t need a taxi after all
Real men KO with a slingshot while running around in circles.
Don't tame near the top of a cliff found out the hard way 😔
i found a lvl 260 triceratops and i went for a pet so it was a perfect animal for my domsday collection so when i saw him i ran up to him shot him with a bola and i hit him and shot him with every thing i had and fukin evry thing broke so he came out of the bola and fukin tamed…
i found a lvl 260 triceratops and i went for a pet so it was a perfect animal for my domsday collection so when i saw him i ran up to him shot him with a bola and i hit him and shot him with every thing i had and fukin evry thing broke so he came out of the bola and fukin tamed me in to the ocean and when i respawned (ON MY FUKIN RAFT) well he destroys (EVRYTHING) and afternoon that it comes something called a hesporonis if i spell wright in lvl 290 and fukin rams the trike and saves the day kinda course he killed ME TOO!!!!!!🤣😂😅