You’re telling me that this thing can annihilate almost every creature on a map, but it’s too retarded to eat? Hmmm, something doesn’t add up here…
Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.
Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
Highly recommend for raiding he does a whooping 0 damage to everything if your unlucky like others
Giganotosaurus: I'm the strongest creature on ARK!
Titanosaur has joined the game.
Giganotosaurus has left the game.
Me and my friends tamsd one only dad to wait to get tek
It’s so into TITANFALL that it literally falls from the sky!
If you see this bastard, stay calm, approach to the hind legs... AND STRIKE YOUR SPEAR RIGHT IN TO HIS BUTTHO... *gets stomped* *ban*
While trying to tame this, We used a boat to stay away from it while shooting trank arrows at it… it chased us into the water but got attacked by a megalodon and started swimming away.. it got too deep and and couldn’t make it back to the land.. we played the titanic song…
While trying to tame this, We used a boat to stay away from it while shooting trank arrows at it… it chased us into the water but got attacked by a megalodon and started swimming away.. it got too deep and and couldn’t make it back to the land.. we played the titanic song as we watched it slowly sink into the water and drown… so I guess DO NOT do that lol
Every person in ark has a story about punching titanosaurus and the death after it :/
I found a titano while exploring with my giga
I no longer have a giga
Me: Sees a titanosaur pass by.
Titanosaur: MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES DROP
Me: YES INFINITE FERTILZER!
Titanosaur: Be well my child
Me: Runs to put the the poop in a crop plot but then accidentally eats the poop.
. _ .
Then immediately rushes to eat cooked me-
You died…
Me: Sees a titanosaur pass by.
Titanosaur: MASSIVE ANIMAL FECES DROP
Me: YES INFINITE FERTILZER!
Titanosaur: Be well my child
Me: Runs to put the the poop in a crop plot but then accidentally eats the poop.
. _ .
Then immediately rushes to eat cooked me-
You died ☠️
Real men punch it and then don’t tame when it noked out
How Titanosaur was made
Rock Elemental: I’m bored
Wildcard: I’M SO BORED
Bronto: *eats leaf*
Rock Elemental: Hey a bronto!
Bronto: Oh. Hi *mouth full*
Wildcard: I have a good idea!!
Fan: You are gonna add fire spread?
Wildcard: *sends fan into ARK near…
How Titanosaur was made
Rock Elemental: I’m bored
Wildcard: I’M SO BORED
Bronto: *eats leaf*
Rock Elemental: Hey a bronto!
Bronto: Oh. Hi *mouth full*
Wildcard: I have a good idea!!
Fan: You are gonna add fire spread?
Wildcard: *sends fan into ARK near giga*
Bronto: Rocky, wanna be friends
Rock Elemental (Rocky): Sure
[3 Years later]
Rocky: Bronto, why is there an egg?
Bronto: *GASP*
Fan: Don’t You DARE!!
[Fan was eaten by a giga lvl 1]
Wildcard: *hatches egg*
Bronto&Rocky: OH MY GOSH!!!
Rocky: Let’s name him Titan
Bronto: I think Saurus is better
Bronto&Rocky: TITANOSAUR!!!
Titanosaur: *grows big*
Bronto left the game
Rocky left the game
Giga left the game
Wildcard abandons ARK
All other dinos left the game
Me: Oh a tree!
Me: lemme hide in it
Me: ooo spiky bronto
Titanosaur: *Eats tree I am on*
Cloud was accidentally eaten by Titanosaur (lvl 1)
While I was playing on mobile I went to the snow biome and I saw a Giga fighting a Titan and I was like "So......If one of them dies the other one must be on low health too right?" Instead of waiting for the Giga to die I rushed in and I helped the Giga…
While I was playing on mobile I went to the snow biome and I saw a Giga fighting a Titan and I was like "So......If one of them dies the other one must be on low health too right?" Instead of waiting for the Giga to die I rushed in and I helped the Giga then.............I got bit by the Giga and all my armor broke and I died
Aaaaaaand it's gone it's all gone
Ant: *hit*
Titan: EXTERMINATE
raptor: *screams in silence*
how to get a titanosaurs
Step1.tame a dodo
Step2.name it titanosaurs
Step3.make your titanosaur fight a
giga
Could crush you in one step so I NEVER BROUGHT my Carno because I was too scared
I’m titano
I am stonk
I break all structures with one bonk
I’m titano
I am stronk
I’m way bigger than a bront
I’m titano
I am stronk
I kill all noobs with just one bonk
(The titano song 🎶 I’m just bored😅)
Can be lifted by human
Me: Let’s go build our base on that mountin!
Friend: Wait a sec... is that mountin moving?
Me: Or is it???🤔