I found this chunky boi near the red oblisk I was making sure I didn't accidentally attack him and the red oblisk place it's very good I found stego and Edward scissor hands i love that place i tried taming a rapgod i mean raptor but there were 2 and I only had one bola sooo i died the end

On my server my base was hidden and it stompted all the trees that were keeping my hidden i then jumped out my window

Admit it, we’ve all hit it at least once.

Bronto: Discount Titan

Paracer: Discount Bronto

Mammoth: Discount Paracer

Stego: Discount Mammoth

Trike: Discount Stego

Parasaur: Discount Trike

Dodo: Discount Parasaur

In other words...

Dodo = Discount Titan

Real men use their fist and no dinos

Noobs see this Dino

Noobs:LETS KILL IT

Titan:Hold my beer

Titan: I'm god of the island

Me:I wish I could tame it

*Me shooting in the head like 1000 times with Cannon balls

*Titan tames*

*Me realizing it can't eat*

*5 hours later*

Titan dies*

Me:bruh

Just a slightly bigger compy, a wooden club should do the job

Lure them into bases on PvE and watch from a far???????????????

Your walking down the usual beach and all the sudden

something falls from the sky is it a bird is it a plane no it’s titanosaur poo

I want this thing to have a tek saddle that has a cannon the size of a rex

Why I don't know

I've seen two of these at the same time in the snow biome.

They have huge turds.

It’s so into TITANFALL that it literally falls from the sky!

Real men use bola and club -Dead guy

Me: (Flying around on my low lvl argy)

Also me: (Sees titanosaur) “Oooh I wanna see if I can’t tame it.”

Also also me: (shoots with tranq arrows)

Titanosaur: “This will be fun.” (Pretends to run away)

Me: (Apparently forgetting all Dododex knowledge, runs after it with out mount)

Titanosaur: (Turns around and snacks with tail)

Ark: Your argy was killed by a titan

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Hope you enjoyed! Do these often based on real ark stories! Look out for the next ones! Cya 😁)

-Glorifiedchickens16

Anger it run to allianced base = unallianced so ya rip

Chat: human died

Chat: human died

Chat: lvl 9999 giga died

I found one stuck in a cliff so i tried knocking it out with a club

Brontosaurus - I’m the biggest dinosaur in the game.

Titanosaur - hold my beer

You’re telling me that this thing can annihilate almost every creature on a map, but it’s too retarded to eat? Hmmm, something doesn’t add up here…