I turned up the poop rate and was very entertained 🤣🤣🤣
Titanosaur
The Titanosaur is the largest creature in Ark whose stats top the charts across the board. This sauropod's massive platform saddle allows tribes to build large fortresses on its back — if they're skilled enough to tame it.

Jokes and funny moments about the Titanosaur from ARK players.
Place Your Bets (Titanosaur vs Giganotosaurus)!!! Up for Titanosaur, down for Giganotosaurus! Will find out soon…
When you encounter one, make sure to kite it to someone's base (preferably not your own).
run.
The rock elemental and the bronto were more then friends😳😳😳
“Giganotosauraus has left the chat...”
This is NOT tamable with a slingshot
Shoot it in the face, force it to carry your base and then starve it to death. YAY!
Why you med? Et only gem.
Why? It leveled 2 years of my life in minutes.
I assume that's the typical dialogue after this thing comes for you...
Then again I only play PvE...
Me: defending base against raid
Titano: walks over battle
Me: accidentally hits titano
Titano: ome wa mou shinderu
My base: NANI?!?!
Me: NANI?!?!
This is a very easy tame just bola it and then knock with your fist
Usefull tip
He is a big dinosaur.
One spawned on my base and it always crushes me so once I tried to kill him I took my five brontos and my spino they all died :( but I had a backup plan I ran to my friend baze and took a Mek then I destroyed it and I was finally alone but with a titanosaurus
One up=one…
One spawned on my base and it always crushes me so once I tried to kill him I took my five brontos and my spino they all died :( but I had a backup plan I ran to my friend baze and took a Mek then I destroyed it and I was finally alone but with a titanosaurus
One up=one prayer for my dinos
I saw it with a birds eye view and thought it was a rock. Got out my pick and decided to harvest it... guess we all know where that got me
Awesome101
Me riding my argy:oh look at titan
Titan: hello there.
Me:my lvl 87 argy and me have killed lvl 60 wild gigas before. You are lvl five this will be EASY.
Titan: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Me: I don't care what you would do.
True story.
Rip Titan i…
Me riding my argy:oh look at titan
Titan: hello there.
Me:my lvl 87 argy and me have killed lvl 60 wild gigas before. You are lvl five this will be EASY.
Titan: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Me: I don't care what you would do.
True story.
Rip Titan i still have that argy.
Don't even try.
The reason why it doesn't eat when tamed is because you gave it brain damage while shooting cannonballs at its head.
In order to tame, one must "boop the snoot"
Me: kills Titanosaurus
The Titanosaurus corpse: guess I’ll fly
Knock on someone’s door and hide in the titans poop wait for them to pick it and knock them out lol 😂