Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
One spawned on my base and it always crushes me so once I tried to kill him I took my five brontos and my spino they all died :( but I had a backup plan I ran to my friend baze and took a Mek then I destroyed it and I was finally alone but with a titanosaurus
One up=one prayer for my dinos
I encountered one of these bad boys and I had my emotional support Dodo with me his name is Denis and well after saying “Stand by for titanfall” (I HAD TO) I was thinking wellllllll what if I send Denis after it…
Denis killed it…
I think I leveled his damage a little TO much 😅
And that is also y he is my emotional support Dodo 😁
He’s still alive TODAY 😄
I have seen 4 of these.
1st encounter: hUH, that is a huge rock! Imna go with my ankylo and just...
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
2nd encounter: dUdE, you spawned A MILE ABOVE MY BASE AND SQUISHED IT! DUDE!
3rd encounter: ok, ill just tame it like a bronto. Toxicants arrows, lets-
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
4th encounter: hAhA, loser, I have INVINCIBLE powers (mobile cheats)
And I also have a rocket launcher and a platform saddle for you!
50 rocket launchers and 3 hours later
YES! ILL JUST BUILD MY BASE HERE!