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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2025-02-17T00:28:52+00:00

Silver tiger 5018: bro I am bored of my 2 carbonoimeses, cera, and my parasaur, I wanna hatch 2000 titanosaurs and mate them. (Collects 2006 titanosaur eggs) Niko: umm… you collected 6 more eggs. St5018: Oh I forgot (gives 6 eggs to Niko) (eggs hatch) Niko: you said you wanted to mate them right? All of them are female. (Last egg hatches) st5018: oh here’s one and is male! Niko: oh I thought there were 2000. [made by natalie]

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2024-06-20T02:50:31+00:00

When I saw it I thought this a baby titanosaur

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2023-03-17T02:31:45+00:00

when i hit one for the first time he hit me back, i don’t remember signing up for nasa space flight program, he yeeted me to mars!!!, —dead survivor

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-07T00:12:54+00:00

Easy bola you do need a few narco berries good first tame

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2023-02-23T16:30:57+00:00

They are insta tame, yet insta kill

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-11T02:48:57+00:00

Do you have two Rexes there’s no way you’re killing with only 2 so about 35 will do joking you probably need about seven that are all level 50

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-15T18:02:44+00:00

Why is this not a shoulder pet!

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-29T09:17:01+00:00

Punch it once get blown into oblivion

score 10 · Answer 9 · 2019-03-15T19:33:58+00:00

This thing is like big chungus except for the fact that it is humongous chungus

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2024-06-03T20:28:33+00:00

Dont pick a fight with him. If you do take off your armor or its gonna break instantly. Lol

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2023-10-06T04:55:10+00:00

Real men knock out a lvl9999 with fists while making an ascendant saddle for it in front of another titanosaur lvl9999 with opposite gender

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-21T05:19:34+00:00

THERE IS A TITANOSAUR NEAR MY BASE do they take damage from spiked walls? PLS I DONT WANNA LOSE MY TAMES :(

score 7 · Answer 13 · 2021-01-10T17:05:34+00:00

Friend said I would never kill one with a bow,

(TOOK ME TWO HOURS)

It was worth it

score 9 · Answer 14 · 2019-09-03T22:33:12+00:00

Dodo:I bet you can’t break that tek base

Titanosaur: hold my beer

score 10 · Answer 15 · 2019-01-24T06:33:56+00:00

If these things are so strong why did mine die to a stupid tickle chicken

score 12 · Answer 16 · 2017-10-19T08:50:10+00:00

260 no scope it with a musket then croutch 50 Times before it has a chance to attack you. Then go up and punch it... easiest tame 10/10 and repeat the progress to make it eat. AND I MEAN A 260 NO SCOPE NOT A 360!!! So yeah have fun and good luck

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2025-01-18T16:32:07+00:00

i can see it now!(i couldn't see it before )

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-04T04:32:50+00:00

Me: *Tames Titano*

Titano: Wait, thats illegal

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-19T16:13:38+00:00

You just need a simple bola and bat to tame this dino if you are low level...it is very easy game trust me!!

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-09T18:17:37+00:00

For the beginners out there you just need a dodo and a couple Parasaurs and your all set it’s an easy game trust me