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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Rock elemental : mom I want to marry
Mom: wow who is it?
Rock elemental : she is a brontosaurus
Mom : are you sure
Rock elemental: yeah!!
TWO YEARS LATER
Mom: where is brontosaurus
Rock elemental: she is at the hospital
Mom: why
Rock elemental: she is delivering the baby
Mom: wow
ONE DAY LATER
Mom: WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!
Rock elemental: we will call it titanosaurus
More Titanosaur Funny Tips
The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friendsπ³
Real men tame with fists
-Human
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
Me riding my argy:oh look at titan
Titan: hello there.
Me:my lvl 87 argy and me have killed lvl 60 wild gigas before. You are lvl five this will be EASY.
Titan: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Me: I don't care what you would do.
True story.
Rip Titan i still have that argy.
Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished