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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Guys here's some beasts u can use to take down this rock-bronto hybrid
1:giganotosaurus have high damage and health,though the titanasaurs high damage can make the giga rage and,yno what happens next.
2:a high level deinonychus can pounce the titan high on its leg so the titan can't hit it.Tho the deinonychus may run out of stam and u have to go far away to regain stam but likely the titan would heal by the time u come back
3:the best dino to take down titanasaurs:carchas are very fast and can easily dodge the titanasaur attacks.Carchas also have high health and damage and decent stam.
That's all for now.I recommend using carchas to take down these large sauropods
Bu bye.
Rock elemental : mom I want to marry
Mom: wow who is it?
Rock elemental : she is a brontosaurus
Mom : are you sure
Rock elemental: yeah!!
TWO YEARS LATER
Mom: where is brontosaurus
Rock elemental: she is at the hospital
Mom: why
Rock elemental: she is delivering the baby
Mom: wow
ONE DAY LATER
Mom: WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!
Rock elemental: we will call it titanosaurus
Silver tiger 5018: bro I am bored of my 2 carbonoimeses, cera, and my parasaur, I wanna hatch 2000 titanosaurs and mate them. (Collects 2006 titanosaur eggs) Niko: umm… you collected 6 more eggs. St5018: Oh I forgot (gives 6 eggs to Niko) (eggs hatch) Niko: you said you wanted to mate them right? All of them are female. (Last egg hatches) st5018: oh here’s one and is male! Niko: oh I thought there were 2000. [made by natalie]