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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Guys here's some beasts u can use to take down this rock-bronto hybrid
1:giganotosaurus have high damage and health,though the titanasaurs high damage can make the giga rage and,yno what happens next.
2:a high level deinonychus can pounce the titan high on its leg so the titan can't hit it.Tho the deinonychus may run out of stam and u have to go far away to regain stam but likely the titan would heal by the time u come back
3:the best dino to take down titanasaurs:carchas are very fast and can easily dodge the titanasaur attacks.Carchas also have high health and damage and decent stam.
That's all for now.I recommend using carchas to take down these large sauropods
Bu bye.
Silver tiger 5018: bro I am bored of my 2 carbonoimeses, cera, and my parasaur, I wanna hatch 2000 titanosaurs and mate them. (Collects 2006 titanosaur eggs) Niko: umm… you collected 6 more eggs. St5018: Oh I forgot (gives 6 eggs to Niko) (eggs hatch) Niko: you said you wanted to mate them right? All of them are female. (Last egg hatches) st5018: oh here’s one and is male! Niko: oh I thought there were 2000. [made by natalie]
Once i had a titanosaur near my base in a swamp and well i attacked it with my argentavis and it just started move fast
And btw this is on mobile and i just as a joke keep hitting it and starts to move fast tryna charge at me and i ran away 😂😂😂
This thing is chill bro doesnt make since why yall r so scared
These dinos r literally a mix of the bronto/diplo and rock elemental💀🤣
I see one for the first time and i think it’s a brontosaurus but no then i thought it was a mountain but no BUT THEN IT LOOKS AT ME and i realise that it’s a titanosaur then i see it’s health and i shit my self WOW it’s lvl 1 and it has 23000 heath then i think i must tame it but my whole life crumbles when i find out that i need a catapult turret then a blister turret then i can get a canon and the balls to go with it AND I AM NOT CHUCKING OVER 4000 BOULDERS AT IT NO F*CKING WAY!!!!
New player: Hey, what’s this thing? *points at titano* 2 year player: it’s a starter, if you punch it a few times it will fall unconscious.new player: ok, come here starter. *walks toward titano and punches it* titano: prepare to become a pancake. Ten seconds later. New player: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE