Me: good I finished my tek base.

Titan:(burts through the wall) OH YEAH!

Don’t bother touching this thing, it has a mind set of its own, this thing will make you want the suck the dry shit out of a chubacas ass hole

I ate it’s poop and died even though I had 300 health

Once i had a titanosaur near my base in a swamp and well i attacked it with my argentavis and it just started move fast

And btw this is on mobile and i just as a joke keep hitting it and starts to move fast tryna charge at me and i ran away 😂😂😂

This thing is chill bro doesnt make since why yall r so scared

These dinos r literally a mix of the bronto/diplo and rock elemental💀🤣

I found nothing entell in the snow biome 1 die 1 tamed

Real men kill it with just a pickaxe

When I first saw this huge Dino I thought you can tame it with berry’s but it kill me in 5 seconds lol🤣

If you don’t want the hassle of taming one, just hit it with a flyer and book it to you enemies base 🤣🤣

I pecked it with my itchy and booked it until it’s stamina ran out

I’m warning you that one of these hits will make you poop puke and pee at the same time it’s the three p

He attack

He protect

He can kill you everyday

But he can't eat foods every time

ATTACK ON TITANASAUR SENDS REXES In ( Watches them get killed

This was so funny

A titan spawned at my base I led to the water then logged of and then the titan died because of a megaldon and I got the last bite

Ok so this is attack on titan dino style?

I see one for the first time and i think it’s a brontosaurus but no then i thought it was a mountain but no BUT THEN IT LOOKS AT ME and i realise that it’s a titanosaur then i see it’s health and i shit my self WOW it’s lvl 1 and it has 23000 heath then i think i must tame it but my whole life crumbles when i find out that i need a catapult turret then a blister turret then i can get a canon and the balls to go with it AND I AM NOT CHUCKING OVER 4000 BOULDERS AT IT NO F*CKING WAY!!!!

if a mountain and a brontosaurus had a baby this is what would be it

giga: i’m the strongest dinosaur

titano: nope i’m stronger

giga: prove it

*titano one hits giga*

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giga lvl 100: how about now?

titano: let me check

*titano 4 hits giga*

So I was on my way to tame one and my friend dared me to kill one with a sling shot….it took like forever but I did it and now I have a giga as a prize so….I guess mission accomplished?

It’s so hard to tame since it’s. Head is so F*ing small that you miss it ever time

New player: Hey, what’s this thing? *points at titano* 2 year player: it’s a starter, if you punch it a few times it will fall unconscious.new player: ok, come here starter. *walks toward titano and punches it* titano: prepare to become a pancake. Ten seconds later. New player: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE