
What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Saw one of these when I was riding a pteranodon. So I decided to hit it, thinking it couldn’t do 405 damage (the health of my pteranodon. Yeah well I was wrong. One hit and I got a message : Your pteranodon, lvl 14 died by a titanosaur. I miss Jado (my pteranodon) And then, of course, when I hit the ground, the stupid thing stomped on me... it was a K.O. (Updoot if ya like the story!)
My friend says “I’ll give u 20 dollar for using army in the most useless situation:
Me: makes best argy in da world
Me: makes the argy literally infinite stamina but stupid low damage
Me: hovers over titan for hours to kill it
P.S I didn’t get money
(My argy died the day after from a pego)
I encountered one of these bad boys and I had my emotional support Dodo with me his name is Denis and well after saying “Stand by for titanfall” (I HAD TO) I was thinking wellllllll what if I send Denis after it…
Denis killed it…
I think I leveled his damage a little TO much 😅
And that is also y he is my emotional support Dodo 😁
He’s still alive TODAY 😄