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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
My friend says “I’ll give u 20 dollar for using army in the most useless situation:
Me: makes best argy in da world
Me: makes the argy literally infinite stamina but stupid low damage
Me: hovers over titan for hours to kill it
P.S I didn’t get money
(My argy died the day after from a pego)
One I had a base. I worked 17 hours on that base.
My neighbor was a Titanosaur and we had a good live. Me and Tim the Titanosaur. One day there was that stupid Ant that attacked me, turns out my Rex was on neutral and hitted my neighbor.
Base gone, Tames dead and the relationship with Tim went south.
It’s over a anakin, I have the high ground
Raptor: oh do you?
Carno: Ha ha!
Diplo: MWHAHAHAHA!
Rex:TINY GUY!
Bronto: GUYS HE’S THE TALLEST!!
Bronto points at titano.
Titano: HAHAHA!
Anakin tries to chop of titano’s feat with light saber.
Anakin: DIE!
Titano smashes anakin
Obi: Oh well…