Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Who else feels that this should drop a sh!t ton of keratin or stone or something from the things on its back?
Me on island: hey look titano
Later on island: another titano what the heck
Me on SE: a titano ok
Is it just me or are these common it’s weird
Later on island: another titano what the heck
Me on SE: a titano ok
Is it just me or are these common it’s weird
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
Run dodo run! Before you get squished! -Dodo has been squished. Well th- player has been squished.
I have seen 4 of these.
1st encounter: hUH, that is a huge rock! Imna go with my ankylo and just...
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
2nd encounter: dUdE, you spawned A MILE ABOVE MY BASE AND SQUISHED IT! DUDE!
3rd encounter: ok, ill just tame it like a bronto. Toxicants arrows, lets-
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
4th encounter: hAhA, loser, I have INVINCIBLE powers (mobile cheats)
And I also have a rocket launcher and a platform saddle for you!
50 rocket launchers and 3 hours later
YES! ILL JUST BUILD MY BASE HERE!
1st encounter: hUH, that is a huge rock! Imna go with my ankylo and just...
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
2nd encounter: dUdE, you spawned A MILE ABOVE MY BASE AND SQUISHED IT! DUDE!
3rd encounter: ok, ill just tame it like a bronto. Toxicants arrows, lets-
You were killed by a titanosaur lvl1
4th encounter: hAhA, loser, I have INVINCIBLE powers (mobile cheats)
And I also have a rocket launcher and a platform saddle for you!
50 rocket launchers and 3 hours later
YES! ILL JUST BUILD MY BASE HERE!
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Me : Defending my base against a raid
Titanosaur : Walks over the battle
Also me : Hits accidentally the titanosaur
Titanosaur : Omae wa, mou shindeiru
My base : NANI???
Titanosaur : Walks over the battle
Also me : Hits accidentally the titanosaur
Titanosaur : Omae wa, mou shindeiru
My base : NANI???