Me: *just spawns in*

Titanosaur: why h E l l o

Me: :0

Titanosaur: *squish*

-You were killed by a Titanosaur-

First time I see one: wow, look at that Diplo-shaped mountian!

Gets closer: OMG that's a jacked diplo!

Tries to feed it berries: why isn't this working?

Hits it in frustration: OMG! Did it just one shot me!?!?!?!

Watches as entire base is destroyed: *crying*

Welp I know this doesn’t help but it’s for starters-

NEVER HIT ONE OR ELSE UR ONE SHOT KILLED 😭-

Use rockets or cannons and a quetzal to tame and when it’s unconious

Put a saddle in to tame instantly.

The only bad thing is that it dies from hunger.

Hope u found use in this bye for now!

-from DeborÁ

The latest Dino is actually called patagotitan

And was in a group of species called titanosaurs . Patagotitan was longer than a blue whale 🐋 at 35 meters long.

-I’s Aquatics

❤️ If I should do a fact for therizinosaurs

I want someone to stat boost a

Titan and make it zoom across the map

This should be a mutated extinct rock giraffe right?

Survives long enough to grow boulders on it’s back......

Survivor spends hours to tame/ride........

Dies of rockabetes........

Rex: I’m unstoppable! NO ONE DARE INSULT ME!

Carno: you suck. Yu have no horns.

Rex: *bites his horns off*

Giga: you have tiny arms. You could never attack me.

Rex: *bites his arms off*

Titanosaur: HI! Aww, your so tiny and cute!

Rex: *(O-O)* try’s to kick it but just stubs his claws.

Titanosaur: *didn’t feel a thing* yu adorable!

*me and friend sees titan*

Me “So powerful yet so stupid”

My friend “cool-wait wait why stupid”

Me “cuz I had one once and it forgot how to eat within 10 seconds”

My friend “0-0”

I realized.. I can't tame it without quetzal...😔

Me: finally I found a place to build my base

Titan: >:(

Noob me seeing a titan be like:

"yO wHy tHat bRoNtO gOt RoCks"

I was looking for a Lymantria when I looked to my left is saw it and I was like 🤔

It won’t attack unless you get next to it so watch out

He hit me harder than my uncle does from behind

I punched one I bet u know how that turned out

It was a bad idea ☠️☠️☠️☠️

The titanosaur is a massive beast of power, extremely large. Yet, it’s still not as big as yo mama.

its big

STAY AWAY FROM IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

Noob:hey lets tame this

Punches titansaur immediately gets Smashed to death

Pro:hey lets kill it *pulls out tek gear rekts it to death