Ark devs: let's make a stupid tiny ant that will make everyone rage the crap out of themselves

Other ark devs: ok sounds good

I am the queen

I am very mean

I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen

My bite makes you tired

God mode is required

Your sanity is the only thing that I desire

My soldiers fly

They'll make you die

Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."

This poem has ended

Hope you're not offended

It won't really matter cause you've already ascended

Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)

I swear I will buy lost Colony just to get away from these

Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!

Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*

Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They can’t be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones

The ants go marching one by one...

Your life is NOTHING

You serve ZERO PURPOSE

You should consume Organic Polymer

NOW!

~•<The Ant Song>•~

The ants go marching to me

Hurrah, Hurrah!

The ants go marching to you

Hurrah! Hurrah!

The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames

And they all go marching down,

To my base, to feed, in my brain

~From the person who made the Yuty Song

(Yes it’s me, no lie) :)

First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...that’s...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!

Tiny little terrors

No point of them