Me and my iggy watching a spino flay a trike: FFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT Devil ants:…
Me and my iggy watching a spino flay a trike: FFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Devil ants: someone has invaded our non existent territory! Attack *bites*
Me: owe run iggy!
Five other devil ants: ATACK
Me: oh no⦠that way iggy!!!!
Theriznosaur: hi π
Me: oh crap
Player lvl 35 got killed by a theriznosaur wile trying to escape titanomyrmas
Me after respawing and finding my iggy: Cmon π
Devil ants: ATTACK
Me:π§πΆππ
More Titanomyrma Funny Tips
The worst thing to happen to ark
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They canβt be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
The ants go marching one by one...
Me: *stops midair on my pteranodon*
Titanomyrma drones: Canβt do that mate
~β’<The Ant Song>β’~
The ants go marching to me
Hurrah, Hurrah!
The ants go marching to you
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes itβs me, no lie) :)
First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...thatβs...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!
know one:
not a single soul:
me:barley blinks
ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt
Oh my god can these guys just go away im mid build