Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me at level 1 and sees a damn giant ant: AAAHHHHHHHHH
Me at level 180 after defeating the overseer and I see this guy come to me: Ok Iβll just pull out my ascendant shotgun and BOOM π₯
More Titanomyrma Funny Tips
Oh my god can these guys just go away im mid build
When you see a 150 and itβs somehow tameable: THERE ANT NO WAY
I am the queen
I am very mean
I'm the most annoying thing you've ever seen
My bite makes you tired
God mode is required
Your sanity is the only thing that I desire
My soldiers fly
They'll make you die
Once they bite you, all you'll be saying is "bye."
This poem has ended
Hope you're not offended
It won't really matter cause you've already ascended
Titanomyrma song (like for more songs!)
βMommy, look! I found a bug!
βThats nice dearβ
β mommy, look! It ate through my bug catcher and is crawling up me!β
β thats nice dear.β
β uhmβ¦ itβs on my face nowβ¦β
β thats nice dear.β
βAAAAAAHHHHHHβ
β thats not so nice, dear.β
Kid: screeches and dances around the class Teacher: have ya got ants in yer pants?!
Kid: yeah, titanomyrmas *dies*
Any time I am trying to do something, these things come. They canβt be tamed, so they are useless. I really hate the flying ones
The ants go marching one by one...
~β’<The Ant Song>β’~
The ants go marching to me
Hurrah, Hurrah!
The ants go marching to you
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ants go marching one by one, the weakest one is set to flames
And they all go marching down,
To my base, to feed, in my brain
~From the person who made the Yuty Song
(Yes itβs me, no lie) :)
First time playing ark survival: island.... me: oh god...thatβs...a...tons...of.....BUGS!!!!
know one:
not a single soul:
me:barley blinks
ant:Oh No YoU dIdNt