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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-28T00:10:07+00:00

You drop a unfertilized egg near it titanaboa"that's not it " you drop a fertilized egg titanaboa " that's it yummy"

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-18T21:42:45+00:00

It killed Severus Snape

I need more words

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-09T16:42:36+00:00

Eater of worlds has awoken!

Yeet

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-06T11:31:32+00:00

I think I found six nine jk he’s my favourite fake rapper

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-25T05:18:08+00:00

For a moment i was like: i have been taming these wrong! As i remembered KNOCKING OUT and feeding a.. basilisk. then i realized i lack the brain cells to tell the snakes apart

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-10T17:21:12+00:00

Me:*WALKING*

Head STSSSS...

Me:"HELL! NO!"

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-08T07:12:46+00:00

I love snakes.i love these.THEY DIIIIIED.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2019-10-09T13:27:58+00:00

Are those dilofosares snake things comes towords me you killed by titanoboa

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2019-10-09T13:25:01+00:00

Take my level 7000 dodo insted

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2018-09-24T00:56:50+00:00

I fucking hate these dumbass motherfuckers they killed my parasaur Katniss so I killed him with my bare fucking hands like a badass so I could get vengeance for my Katniss. Katniss now has a shrine/ memorial area for everyone in my tribe to drop items in memory of Katniss Everdeen.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2018-09-20T01:55:25+00:00

I was riding on a saber tooth with my friend my friend died because he got killed by a titanboa he started crying and giving up I was happy because i get to steal his guns

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2018-05-04T00:29:05+00:00

Bites me in the butt sleeping then I drown

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2025-01-07T22:57:50+00:00

Type in snake and u get this WHY it doesn’t even have a s ????

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2024-12-22T16:57:36+00:00

I may make a mod which makes this:

rideable,

Has a constriction attack were it wraps around small targets,

Is bigger and semi Aquatic

-I's Aquatics

P.s. this gets 50♥️ I'll do it!

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2024-06-02T21:03:03+00:00

If they don’t have genders then how to breed to reproduce in the wild 🤓😒😏

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2024-04-20T16:46:18+00:00

Xbox. MY BIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-12T02:15:50+00:00

No one in ark will ever I mean ever have a reason to tame the sneaky beach !!!

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2022-08-07T02:05:11+00:00

I'ma get on my trike

Titanboa out of nowhere: our trike*

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2022-06-19T20:59:10+00:00

Meggie was just walking at the edge of the cliff, looking for something and she was randomly attacked by a titanboa and he made her get thrown off the cliff then died and she said in her gaming chair "I DIDNT KILL MY SELF THAT SNAKE DID"

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2022-05-02T13:56:33+00:00

Me: sees snek, and proceeds to stand there wondering what it’s doing bruh