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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-10-22T11:03:16+00:00

Ti

Hahahahaha no

Uuuuuuuuuuu

Bjjj

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-10-07T22:44:51+00:00

Why does that snekk have feathers? Oh nvm those are frills.WHY THE HEKK DOES A SNEKK HAVE FRILLS

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-10-06T04:14:33+00:00

Ark nerfed these..they are supposed to be 40 feet long not ten!

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-09-06T14:02:52+00:00

Getting knocked out and slowly killed by one of these has made me rage quit more than a few times

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-04T23:28:30+00:00

this snek is like a python

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-22T22:55:28+00:00

I was murdered by one of these in multiplayer

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-04-14T23:26:03+00:00

Ah. I really like this game. I love this game.

After 3weeks on this game, I leave because I was too afraid, there was 3 tb in front of my house. Why ? I don't know. I delete my party and start a new. Yep.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-02-25T13:26:06+00:00

Why is it venemous, its called “boa”

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-02-23T03:19:10+00:00

KILLLLLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-05T22:29:44+00:00

Ark was like make the basilisk big but not the titanoboa that can be like 43 feet big

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-23T13:19:27+00:00

I’m walking by a big snake and I said to my self “Oh yOu CaN GeT thAt” WELL I DIED

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-19T17:26:32+00:00

I was taming one it was at 50% I’ve been trying to get one 4 a long time I had eggs and everything was fine then my owl killed it

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-29T20:12:04+00:00

Now I learn that you can tame it Fu@k you ark

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-21T19:57:21+00:00

I think we should be able to ride them

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-15T08:50:08+00:00

Why on the ARK Gods green server can't the noodles be tamed !?

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-18T04:50:34+00:00

Woodie in cartoons: i've got a snake in my boot

Woodie in ARK: i've got a titanoboa in my boot

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-14T11:14:31+00:00

U copied the first guy lol like a kid in school

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-12T14:03:53+00:00

Lol I mean frill for my titans boa comment

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-10T01:01:16+00:00

Me: OMG, YOU AS STRAIGHT AS ME!

Titanboa: Self Deconstruct In 3, 2, 1.

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-17T05:24:07+00:00

So once I joined a swamp server and saw a kapro and this danger noodle coming at me so I decided to get on a rock and watch what they would do nothing because it wasn’t a rock it was a dead carbo this guy ignored me and battles the kapro I run as far as I can and a level 600 dilo kills me I was in a brutal server my bad